Some poetry about Deontay Wilder

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  1. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Boxing Addict Full Member

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    A series of quality Haiku maintaining a strict 5-7-5 format. Please contribute.



    Deontay crying
    Claims Fury dented his head
    It just isn't true

    Wilder grows anxious
    He knows that his can crushing
    Is nearly over

    Marcellos lying
    Little parasite brother
    Talks out of his ass

    Deontay Twerking
    Is not funny in the least
    It looks to be gay

    Excuses mounting
    Transformer suit bad enough
    Loaded gloves just sad

    Was not me in there
    I could tell you a few things
    I am not ready

    Need more than right hand
    If only I had listened
    Should have learned foot work

    Should have fought Joshua
    Lost big opportunity
    One hundred million

    Fury was too tough
    I thought that he was finished
    Cherry pick gone wrong

    Had a good fraud train
    Recently it went off track
    TO THIS DAY I cry

    Thought I was a king
    The crown was taken away
    I am a dosser
     
  2. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft The Cobra Will Always Bite Back... Full Member

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  3. Fat_asian

    Fat_asian Member Full Member

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    I took English literature in college, these are better than the lovesong of Alfred j prufrock!
     
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  4. Pugilist Specialist

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    Bomb squad was a bust
    Beyond-gay Wilder sucks balls
    All Hail Gypsy King
     
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  5. chico g

    chico g Boxing Addict Full Member

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    That poem was horrible. F grade for you bomb squad traitor!
     
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  6. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Thank you for this fine contribution!
     
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  7. miniq

    miniq Big Stiff Idiot Full Member

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    This is why I failed english literature
     
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  8. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Do you mean Japanese literature? I am channeling my inner Samurai to immortalize the big dosser in verse.
     
  9. ShadesOfAli

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    The costume weighed a ton it wasn’t the real Deontay that night
    Speak it believe it receive it I asked “Why you stop the fight?”
    Something about the ear but couldn’t hear what he said
    Now the autopsy show blunt objects dented my head
    I’ll be looking for the gypsies in Nando’s UK
    But until then I’ll be twerking all day you can call me Beyonce
     
  10. Ted Stickles

    Ted Stickles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    A walk on the Wilder side by,T Sticky


    I came to fight
    To defend my crown
    My legs were tired
    From that suit weighing me down

    I can’t understand what my corner said
    Is it because of this dent in my head?
    Now I sit home watching porn and jerking
    When I suddenly realized I should be twerking
    If I had a baby would no one care?
    Or would they say that’s our king giving birth over there!!

    So as I plot my next move to get even
    If I get stopped again I’m still blaming Breland.
     
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  11. Fat_asian

    Fat_asian Member Full Member

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    My name is deontay last name Wilder,
    I came into the ring with a suit from waganda
    It weighed 70 lbs, it let me down
    I cut one of my ears in one of the rounds
    Tyson was strong like an ox
    Who am I to judge? I can't box
    Something wasn't right it was not my night
    Fury with the kronk team made me full of fright.
    I spend my days twerking instead of working,
    On fundamental s my head is dented
    I received knowledge before but didn't apply it
    Let's wait for the rematch, windmills I'll try it!!!
     
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  12. Pugilist Specialist

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    my pleasure to share my eloquent words
     
  13. Pompey Junglist

    Pompey Junglist Member Full Member

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    Costume malfunction
    Loaded gloves sibling nonsense
    Emasculation
     
  14. Pompey Junglist

    Pompey Junglist Member Full Member

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    Fear bomb squad power
    Tin cans testify unreal
    Fraud ragdolled to hell
     
  15. TFP

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    Poetry not really my bag. I've attempted a Haiku with a little AAB rhyme scheme thrown in.



    I’d beat peak Tyson
    Without my 40 lb costume
    I'm the baddest man.


    Fury’s no warrior.
    Bomb squad's superior
    The war's just begun.


    Joshua’s robotic
    My style leaves him quixotic
    These windmills don’t tilt.


    I retired A-Force
    Beat the greats like Duhaupas
    And that internet troll.
     
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2020 at 7:33 AM
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