Some things I've learned from ESB Heaveyweight ed

Discussion in 'Classic Boxing Forum' started by ripcity, Jan 24, 2008.


  1. ripcity

    ripcity Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I joined ESB in December of 2006. After a little over a year I have learned the flowing. Lennox Lewis and Wladimir Klitschko get ko'd by any thing stronger than a light breeze. Mike Tyson will crumble to anyone who makes it out of the first round. Joe Louis by first round ko. After being knocked down 25 times in the first 11 or 14 rounds Rocky Marciano will land one big punch in the final round and get a ko. :hey
     
  2. Luigi1985

    Luigi1985 Cane Corso Full Member

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    Well, wait another year and you will also learn in the General Boxing Forum that Gayweather is untouchable and of course also unbeatable... :deal
     
  3. radianttwilight

    radianttwilight Well-Known Member Full Member

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    He'll also learn that Mayweather has lethal 1-punch KO power...in both hands.
     
  4. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo VIP Member Full Member

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    Sam Langford at 165 Lbs, will beat any modern heavyweight, regardless of the fact, that no one here has even seen him on film.
     
  5. radianttwilight

    radianttwilight Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Greb and Fitz, too.

    Some call it the "mysterious midget enigma" phenomenon.
     
  6. Jack Dempsey

    Jack Dempsey Legend Full Member

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    Every single HW champ is 'overrated'
     
  7. ripcity

    ripcity Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    there is footage of him on youtube.
     
  8. Sizzle

    Sizzle Active Member Full Member

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    I've learnt that unlike learning to walk upright, or learning to use tools, which took about three million years to evolve, pugilism, along with the athletic ability to grasp it, evolved drastically over less than a hundred years from 1882 till about 1980, to the point where Corbett would be devoured in one round by anyone from the modern era, even posters on this forum as long as they take protein shakes and lift weights. The evolution conveniently stopped around the time most of the people who have brought this blinding truth to my attention were born, i.e, about 1985 :good Lucky that, otherwise Tyson would be getting KO'ed in one round by "modern" fighters in mythical matchups.