SOOOOO — What Shady Shananigans Will Canelo Pull This FRI/SAT Night...???

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What Shady Shananigans Will Canelo Pull This Friday/Saturday Night...???

  1. Focused Nutsack Assault (learn't from the Andre SOB Ward School of Boxing)

  2. Illegal IVs (learn't from Fluid Jr.)

  3. More Mysterious Pills

  4. Solid Non-Clear Water Bottle w/ Mystery Fluid

  5. Pepper Spray (or Similar Irritant) To Be Applied Onto Gloves Between Rounds

  6. Doctored "Personal" Scale

  7. TUE For Banned Substance (Retroactively Applied and Pardoned By Bob Bennett)

  8. Smelling Salts To Stay Mentally Alert Between Rounds

  9. Adderall For "Hyper Focus" and Energy

  10. We Don't Know What Else... YET.

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  1. Tomato(e) Can

    Tomato(e) Can Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao. banned Full Member

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    We know that Clenelo knows no bounds and has zero regard for human life. We also know that Clenelo is more than just a drug cheat w/ his concrete wraps, mysterious pills, needle injection marks, scale games, and fixed cards.

    The "custom" gloves have already been rejected. But what other tricks are in Clenelo's shady man-purse?
     
  2. kiwi_boxer

    kiwi_boxer nighty night, ellerbe ☠ ☠ ☠ banned Full Member

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    I just want to let everyone know that I got the chance to post in here before ISAL.

    :eek:
     
  3. Tomato(e) Can

    Tomato(e) Can Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao. banned Full Member

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    Careful... @IsaL gonna show up at your door on some "What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?" type crazy.

    :sconf:
     
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  4. Gil Gonzalez

    Gil Gonzalez Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    I’m gonna vote for shady scorecards and shady test results, just to be safe.
     
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  5. Ukansodoff

    Ukansodoff Deontay plz stop ducking Joshua. Thank you. Full Member

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    I ticked everything but the pepper spray.
     
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  6. latineg

    latineg user of dude wipes Full Member

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    I was hoping for a doctored gloves category. Plus something mentioning Mexican beef specifically.

    Regardless great choices overall, I enjoyed them.
     
  7. kiwi_boxer

    kiwi_boxer nighty night, ellerbe ☠ ☠ ☠ banned Full Member

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    :lol: I would love to meet that degenerate in real life.
    For once he decided not to post in a GGG/Canelo thread! I think it's finally working! :treadmill:
     
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  8. Somachenko

    Somachenko The Matador Team Full Member

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    Oscar is going to be in full lingerie ringside to distract GGG
     
  9. Angler Andrew

    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Lol I can see why you’d be paranoid,there’s one very real possibility that none of of us have thought of and it’s one that I read on counterpunch boxing comments section and perhaps scares me more than anything lol............
    We all know that Canelo has had a knee op right?what if he pulls up within four rounds and cries about the knee,kind of like the Bernard Hopkins show.
     
  10. Angler Andrew

    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Lol that’s funny,cover all bases eh?
    As mad as it sounds his team are capable of much worse lol.
     
  11. Angler Andrew

    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Lmao folk have really been voting.
     
  12. Ukansodoff

    Ukansodoff Deontay plz stop ducking Joshua. Thank you. Full Member

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    Exactly, as mad as it sounds...... Ive been called a conspricy theorist but honestly the boxes i ticked out of that list i actually find convievable. Disgusting but concievable.
     
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  13. SpeedKills

    SpeedKills Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Turn his body and head so him and his corner can complain about illegal punches. The only realistic one I believe. It's part of canelo's style, he's not trying to get a guy deducted points but his corner will protect him, and if they have a sht referee, the referee will protect them and golovkin will probably refrain from letting loose like in the first fight when canelo gives him his back and the back of his head.

    In a perfect world golovkin ko's him with a kidney or rabbit punch.