Sugar Nikolai Valuev Tribute

Don't be ridiculous. Niko turns lesbians into straight women. picture from recent SNV conference for fans:

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I had to slow down some of the footage because of his blinding hand speed.

 

when the police pull SNV over for speeding he lets them off with a warning...

 

Even then I had to use eyedrops to keep my eyes from blinking, because every time I blink SNV threw like 40 punches... it's so hard to follow

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women want him, men want to be him

 

Great video. I have to confess I was slightly hoping you'd have footage of the crunkercut but I guess we'll have to wait for the Vitali fight for that. If Vitali ever mans up, that's is.

 

SNV's secret move, his most secret technique!!
1) It's his trump card, so it's not something he would show every fight!!
2) He would only use it when he is in trouble as in NEVER!!
3) Even if a camera is present, it would explode due to the sheer impact of the move!!
4) Even if a camera is present that is sturdy enough, the punch is so fast that the highest framerate today would not be able to show the movements of the punch. It would be like SNV is not moving, and suddenly the opponent fly out of the ring...
5) I heard even his mother doesn't know about it...

 

Awesome video. A true tribute to a legendary ATG!

 

a fighter like this comes once in a lifetime, too bad he got robbed against haye

 

:good

 

One of the best read in a long time

 

You like that huh? I got more for ya



Sugar Nikolai Valuev counted to infinity - twice.

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Sugar Nikolai Valuev will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Sugar Nikolai Valuev can touch MC Hammer

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Sugar Nikolai Valuev can divide by zero

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Sugar Nikolai Valuev is the reason why Waldo is hiding

 

I said this video needed its own thread, but I just assumed ESB's capitalists would censor it! ...I never dreamed Tommygun would be the one to do this. I'm pleasantly surprised.

 

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There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Sugar Nikolai Valuev