SUPER PREVIEW: Adrian Broner v Ashley Theophane

Here is my expert, coveted opinion on this soon to be scheduled 12-round bout for Broner's paper title. This service is completely free.

Let's examine some of the keys strengths and weaknesses of both fighters before we reach a prediction that you can take to the bank.

Broner strengths

- Roided to the point he is radioactive. :-(
- Has US judges in his side. See his clear robberies over Quintero, De Leon, Malignaggi and his 'clear win' what should have been a draw against Carlos Molina
- Officials are paid to turn a blind eye to his none stop fouling
- One of Al Haymon's most protected fighters, and Al 'Vince McMahon' Haymon has been known to pay fighters not to throw punches at Broner's mandible (see John Molina fight).

Broner weaknesses

-Glass heart
-Glass chin
-Pillow fist
-Lower punch output than the fight Pacquiao os being sued for
-Poor footwork
-Plodder
-Has a big willy in the center of his forehead
-His soul is either on Amir Khan Jr's (Marcos Maidana) or Kell Brook Jr's (Shawn Porter's) mantle piece

Theophane strengths

- British so 99% chance he has an iron mandible
- And an iron heart
- Is part of The Terrible Mandible Team so could well be radioactive too.

Theophane weaknesses

- Passed TMT entry examine so 99% chance he is in the 1% of Brits with a glass mandible
- Being British he may well say no to drugs like most British fighters do, even though he knows for sure his opponent is drugged
- Was deported from Britain for being a bum
- Does not have US judges on his side as seen when he lost via robbery to Gift Garcia.
- Pillow fists

As we can see here, we have a battle between two evenly matched club fighters. The x-factor though belongs to American hero Broner, who has the judges, ref and the fact he will defiantly be roided on his side. Theophane has got a chance to end matters if he lands a crunching left hook on Broner's repugnant mandible. But the safest bet is Theophane will comfortably outbox Broner but be robbed on the cards.

 

:think If Broner could do anything to get DQ'd, it would have happened by now.

 

:think

 

I stopped watching that when Estrada v Segura started. I think I had Taylor up before I turned it over. I noted Broner scored a KD in the 12th (or 10th, last round anyway) so it's probably hard to have a draw.

 

How does that work in rounds :huh

Or did you score one even?

 

But will he gets the decision? I can't see it even if he lacys Broner. He's got to shatter that egg shell mandible

 

True. After all Maidana couldn't put Khan down but dropped Broner at will. That fellow has no chin. NONE

 

I wonder who Blizzy is rooting for? The wife beating mong or The Money Team mong? :think