Sven Ottke VS Roy Jones Who wins? And How?

Stop breathing.

:good

 

Jones via UD

 

Where's the option :sven gets his head removed from his shoulders :.of course? You lot hate Jones so you try to re write history where a light punching stay at home hero would beat RJJ .ottke was a total joke no body outside of the farther land gave a monkeys about him at the time and if he had the bottle to fight abroad his undefeated record would have vanished quicker than a pastie at weight watchers. Total nob.

 

Imagine the RJJ fight would have happened. Then in Ottke's KO highlight reel would be extended to two savage KO's from one (Mundine) :rofl

 

In America, Jones destroys Ottke and stops him inside 7.

In Germany...
Jones dominates Ottke despite repeated warnings from the ref for punching Ottke in the face (Jones gets 2 points deducted in round 6 and 8).

3 of Jones KD's would be ruled as slips and when he drops Ottke for the 4th time, Ottke is knocked ,apparently,cold.
The referee would administer the longest count in history. Ottke gets up at 9(historians will later say the actual time was closer to 4 minutes)

In round 10, Ottkes manager would rush out from the crowd and smack Jones from behind with a steel chair...the referee having been distracted by a voluptuous girl who had escorted Ottke to the ring.

In round 11, during a particularly brutal combination from Jones, the bell would rong 47 seconds into the round, before the referee literally carries Ottke back to the corner in his arms.

After a suspisciously long break between rounds, that hovers around the 9 minute mark, Jones jumps Ottke in the last.

Ottke hung up aganst the r0pes takes shot after shot, he slumps to the canvas, lifeless....this is ruled a trip by the referee, at which point Jones is deducted another point.

The doctor claims that Ottke(who by now is clearly dead) cant continue due to a twisted ankle, and the fight should go to the scorecards, defying all "regular" rulings on the matter.

The scorecards are read out
120-105 Jones
114-113 Ottke
114-113 Ottke.

Ottkes limp arm is raised while still laid out on the canvas, much to the delight of the packed house.

Many journalists at ringside claim the result is controversial and that Jones has a right to feel aggrieved at the result.

 

This is spot on but you forgot the polite clapping from the p1ss boring German crowd and the compulsory heavy metal band sounding like a strangled cat.

 

Come on man. Who are these SMWs who would wreck Ottke? The man had one bad fight, maybe two until he KO'd Mundine. His defense was amazing and his punching accuracy was almost as good, even if he wasn't offensively busy enough in too many of his matches.

 

where aren't they, more like. stop living in topsy turvy land.

Sven is a living joke, so many converted home losses its silly. The guy only madea few defences before he lost his title, in the then very thin SMW division. Put him in MW or LHW and he'd barely manage an intercontinental belt.

 

Ok, sure buddy. Tell me which wins were robberies again. I hear this nonsense so often, and usually by people who've seen maybe one, if not any of his matches.

He made a few defenses before losing his title?! What and who are you talking about?

 

if you dont know them already, noneone is going to convince you of what they are. don't sure buddy me.

 

Actually, Roid fought the shell of the shell of the shell of Calzaghe and lost. But hey keep telling yourself Joe was in his absolute prime