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  1. miguel2010

    miguel2010 His hands are his weapons Full Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY0tsKCB4lc[/ame]
     
  2. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    **** all you hoes

    Delboy Chisora, the heavyweight snorer,
    I saw his last fight, man it really was a borer,
    A lump of lard with powderpuff punches,
    He needs more meat on his hooks and less on his lunches.
    More time in the gym and more doing crunches
    That's why my hunch is that he's gonna get blasted,
    Laid out flatter than Haye's fist with the glass did,
    When he chanced it, and got up in Dave's grill,
    And made him see red and go in for the kill.


    Witness the slickness baby. Slick and black - Team Haye all day.
     
  3. sosolid4u09

    sosolid4u09 4 8 15 16 23 42 banned Full Member

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    plagiarising the mofo out of this post. I just posted this on my wall.

    you got some slick and black rhymes
     
  4. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    I just pick up the pen and write what's in my heart man. Delboy picked on the wrong guy this time.
     
  5. Godfather

    Godfather I put the G in God Full Member

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    Fixed.
     
  6. Godfather

    Godfather I put the G in God Full Member

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    David Haye, Come out the closet you massive gay,
    Del Boys bi, he'll punch you in the eye,
    When he's done with you you'll be unzipping his flies,
    Talk about snoring, Haye is pure boring,
    He looks like a twat in his cowboy hat,
    Del's the truth and David Haye knows,
    When the fight's done Haye won't have any toes,
    Chisora's the star, bet your avatar,
    When the fights done you'll be licking his bum.

    :smh
     
  7. unorthodox

    unorthodox Well-Known Member Full Member

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    his names delboy & hes gunna get blasted
    competes with billy nelson to be the greatest fat *******.
     
  8. Wickio

    Wickio Guest

    I'm up for that, I'll even make the avatar. Such is my faith in Del. :deal
     
  9. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    This pic could do with a Pimp Hat adding to it. :smoke

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  10. Vano-Irons

    Vano-Irons Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    My life.

    By David Gaye

    Growing up in south London I thought I was a G,
    But I started boxing in order to leave Bermondsey.

    I started at Cruiser, man this was easy,
    Until I ran into Thompson at Wembley.

    What exactly happened, how could that be,
    But I got back on track by stopping Fragomeni.

    Then there was the Frenchmen and Enzo Maccranelli
    Now it was time for my stint at Heavy.

    I said I was the savour and you all believed me,
    I even beat that Russian FreeWilly.

    Wladdo was the big fight, you all came to see me,
    You created a big buzz in Germany.

    But what do I care I've got your money,
    I think I'll fight like a true big *****.

    But it was my toe, why won't you believe me?
    Even Fat Dan was laughing at me!

    That's it I retire, unless it's Vitali,
    But the older brother just don't want to fight me.

    I showed up at a presser, now this part is key,
    Del Boy Chisora wasn't scared of me.

    I hit him so hard he fell to my knee,
    But Dereck just shouted 'he glassed me!'

    I thought it was over, but how could it be,
    That nutter said he'd physically shoot me!

    This is the big one, I'm sure you'll agree,
    But secretly I'm afraid of big Chissy.

    I spouted the bull****, but now you will see,
    I'll go down in the 10th round and then blame my knee!
     
  11. perspicacity

    perspicacity Raising The Bar Full Member

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    Not only did Tyson Fury beat Delboy Jizzora up lads, but he won the event as well ....

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  12. Webzcas

    Webzcas Active Member Full Member

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  13. Wickio

    Wickio Guest

    Brilliant posts. :lol:

    This fight will divide the Brit forum for years to come.
     
  14. kingfisher3

    kingfisher3 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    all this hate for haye(fair enuff) but chisora lost every important fight so far. being a G must mean something else up north.
     
  15. macho_grande

    macho_grande "I'll never get over" Full Member

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    **** me there's allot of tards up in here!

    WarHaye....