*** TEAM CHISORA vs TEAM HAYE BANTER THREAD*** Avatar Team Bet!

Unfortunately for Dereck, this opponent isn't shot to **** and well over the hill.

 

:deal

That was totally embarrassing that night...

 

Forget the politics of boxing, let's compare the real records of both Haye and Chisora..

Team Haye: 9-1 (7 KO)
Sep 04, L TKO 5 - Carl Thompson
Dec 05, W KO 1 - Alexander Gurov
Nov 06, W TKO 9 - Giacobbe Fragomeni
Nov 07, W TKO 7 - Jean-Marc Mormeck
Mar 08, W TKO 2 - Enzo Maccarinelli
Nov 09, W MD - Nikolay Valuev
Apr 10, W TKO 9 - John Ruiz
Nov 10, W TKO 3 - The Bookies
May 11, W MD - James DeGale / Frank W (via George Groves)
Jul 11, W KO - Sky Box Office PPV


Team Chisora: 4-9 (3 KO)
May 09, W PTS - Paul Butlin (via ear biting)
Feb 10, W TKO 2 - Carl Baker (via foreplay)
May 10, W TKO 2 - Latvia's Danny Williams
Sep 10, W TKO 9 - Sam Sexton
Nov 10, L via woman beating - Court
Dec 10, L EVT - Wladimir Klitschko (via puppet strings)
Mar 11, L EVT - Wladimir Klitschko (via puppet strings)
Jul 11, L UD - Tyson Fury
Dec 11, L SD - Kalle Sauerland
Feb 12, L 50% - Jose Sulaiman / WBC
Feb 12, L UD - Vitali Klitschko
Feb 12, L KO1 - David Haye
Mar 12, L License Withdrawn - BBBofC

 

I hope Chisora knocks the former heavyweight paperweight champion out.

 

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You are really stretching. If Haye had been in with Williams, I suspect it wouldn't have gone past sixty seconds. Chisora wouldn't have even bothered Ruiz.

Don't be a ****, Dan. Use your eyes and stop stirring ****. Accept that Chisora is just a wanker and is going to lose in humiliating fashion.

Then we can all move on.

 

David Haye is gaye. Team Dereck Da Damager Chisora

 

It saddens me to see you reduced to this. I'll buy you a beer and you can tell all about your regret when you leave Upton Park (no Rob Palmer).

 

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Chis doesn't seem to have a problem with the corn rows there. :deal