Terry Norris vs Mike Tyson at 170

Terry is better in every way, Terry wins by death.

 

tyson comes out with fast head movement but cant avoid the terrible one's lightning fast jab which he throws in machine gun fashion and rocks tyson ,his nose bleeding tyson looks worried norris senses this useing his super human powers and norris moves in ,tyson still shaken turns southpaw and tries to dance his way out of trouble but norris
cuts tyson down with a stinging left-hook ,joe cortez picks up the count and tyson is up at eight .tyson says he wants to continue but he looks like a scared child cortez shouts box on, tyson has no legs left and backs up to the ropes with the crowd chanting terry terry, norris moves in and throws a left to the body and and ends the fight with a right hand that can only be seen on the slow motion replays .cortez completes the count over tyson at 2:24 of the first round .the paramedics look concerned tyson is not responding they call for oxygen but norris tells them to stand back he ask's one of his cornermen to cut his gloves off he then bends down and touches tyson on the forehead and tyson instantly open's his eyes .right then and there everybody kneels and the church of norris is formed tyson converts and becomes pope tyson

 

LOL Tyson couldn't have even made 170lbs when he was 13 years old!

 

I like how the spelling got progressively worse.

 

mike tyson vs barney the purple dinosaur ,who wins ?

 

Best post i've read in a while. Classic.

 

poor mike does not make it out of the first ten seconds both fighters come to the middle of the ring as mike reaches out to touch gloves barney sucker punches him with his tail as the ref tolls ten barney burst's into a song and dance act and tramples mike to death


norris flies into town to late to save his pope but challenges barney to fight him barney is overcome with emotion at meeting norris repents his sins and walks with norris to the nearest river where the devine norris emerces barney and proclaimes him clean and sin free

 

Tyson vs Godzilla
Tyson vs King Kong
Tyson vs Ricardo Lopez

 

presuming the lopez fight is at MSG i would favour lopez

the godzilla fight, i dont think tyson would fight another dinosaur

and i think king kong wins by DQ but goes down in the following street fight as long as it is in new york

 

Thanks for clearing that up. :good

 

He gets drunk quick. Inside of a sentence.