Thank god haye had a broken toe!!

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  1. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Imagine if Haye didn't have a broken toe going into the fight...how much more boring it would have been! If Haye had even MORE mobility than he had who knows what the **** would have done. Thank God he broke his toe before the fight. If he claims it was broken during the fight, I fail to see how a jab to the chin can break a dude's toe. Kudos to the ref for coming up with a solution to Haye's falling to the canvas every 2 minutes by giving him a count. I guess Haye is accustomed to dropping to his knees whenever a dude is standing right in front of him. Haye should lose his UK citizenship after that performance. Before that happens, however, he should be knighted by the queen so that he can be called "Dame David Haye". ****in *****!
     
  2. Rob887

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    Wlad is at least as guilty for it being a boring fight, he just won't let them go.
     
  3. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Yeah, but he threw a lot more punches than Haye. There were a couple rounds where he threw 75 punches! That's a lot for a heavyweight, let alone a super heavyweight like him.
     
  4. Armstrong!

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  5. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    What are you guys talking about? You don't have a brain between the two of you. Go back and watch the fight. Wlad threw over 70 punches in the first or second round, and threw many more punches than Haye. Look at the punch stats.
     
  6. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Here is the official punch stats morons!! Wlad averaged 42 punches per round, while Haye averaged 24. Almost a 2 to 1 ratio for you guys who are devoid of basic math skills.

    Wladimir Klitschko UD12 David Haye
    Total Punch Stats: Klitschko 134/509 for 26 percent; Haye 72/290 for 25 percent.
     
  7. sportofkings

    sportofkings Boxing Junkie banned

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    So does the lounge:yep
     
  8. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    If you guys are smart, I'd rather be dumb.
     
  9. Relentless

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    oh em gee el oh el, damn what a witty response nucca!
     
  10. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    So far, no response to my evidence that Wlad threw many more punches than Haye. Who's the idiot now? I'm waiting...
     
  11. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Funny post and all, but PLEASE tell me you don't seriously believe the princess actually had a broken toe?

    A sprained vagina, maybe, but her toe was clearly not bothering her during the fight.
     
  12. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Actually it is, but it requires a brain to get it. Nucca? That's a new one. Is that UK lingo?
     
  13. Boxing Fanatic

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    he didnt fight a bad fight. he just faced someone who is better than him, that is all
     
  14. southpaw1974

    southpaw1974 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Thanks. I was just making a joke and a good point at the same time. I can't believe he actually brought up a rematch! As if anyone would want to see that **** again. I'd rather watch John Ruiz vs anyone on a loop for hours on end in between being waterboarded.
     
  15. southpaw1974

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    True Wlad is a better boxer, but Haye didn't try to win. He threw 24 punches per round and many at the end of the round because he knew time was on his side. He waits until the very last round to land a significant punch when again time was on his side. He's a coward. Wlad's chin isn't much better than his, and he had speed and power why not take your best shot? So what if you get knocked out in the process! At least you tried to win. Nobody is saying he should have gone nuts and came out like a wild man, just freaken throw some punches and try to take him out.