The ballad of Bison Fury

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  1. N17

    N17 Loyal Member Full Member

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    *cough*

    He stands six foot nine
    He once spoke about bummers
    He has a bald head
    And he don't like scouse plumbers

    His Dad was in jail
    His Cousin has spots
    His Uncle is Peter
    And he once lost the plot

    Some call him the king
    Some call him a tosser
    Some call him the best
    He called Wilder a "dosser"

    He doesn't like Eddie
    But he really likes Frank
    He doesn't like Joshua
    He says he is w**k

    If he fights Wilder
    He says he will win
    He'll box both his ears off
    And then shatter his chin

    He don't care for fans
    He don't care for haters
    He don't care for bums
    But he loves baked potatoes

    If you don't know yet
    He is Tyson Luke Fury
    He will kill Pianeta
    But he won't face a jury.
     
    N17, Aug 17, 2018
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  2. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    In the annals of boxing,
    A new chapter was writ,
    When big bison fury,
    Fought a man who was ****.

    Pianeta they call,
    The overweight chump,
    Who maybe twice per round,
    Threw a cursory thump,

    The entrance was better,
    Than the in ring action,
    But at least fury didn't,
    Succumb to distraction,

    He pawed and he slipped,
    And pretended to punch,
    Mostly throwing one blow,
    But rarely a bunch,

    Still he got the job done,
    Next he's off to nevada,
    Where he'll get knocked out,
    If he doesn't hit harder,
     
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    Holler, Aug 19, 2018
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  3. sid

    sid Boxing Addict Full Member

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    That's cracked me up.
    A prickly hedgehog
    lol
     
    sid, Aug 19, 2018
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  4. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    In the City of Angels,
    Westernmost of the States,
    Big Bison Fury,
    Tempted the fates,

    He took on Deontay,
    When some thought he was shot,
    But the big man resolved,
    To show them he was not,

    In 12 rounds of boxing,
    The Bronze Bomber was schooled,
    Sure they bought off the judges,
    But the fans they weren't fooled,

    For the Gypsy King's gifted,
    Such a talented chap,
    That in rounds 9 and 12,
    He even took a quick nap,

    In an arena of people,
    Only Alejandro Rochin,
    Was watching a fight,
    That no-one else seen,

    But that's in the past,
    Like the scorn and derision,
    That was levelled at Fury,
    When he'd left the division,
     
    Holler, Dec 2, 2018
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  5. bandeedo

    bandeedo Loyal Member Full Member

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    quality stuff, gents.
     
    bandeedo, Dec 2, 2018
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  6. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    February is the cruellest month, leading
    Promoters to launch PPV's, grasping
    Wilder Fury 2, enticing
    Skint fans to shell out.
     
    Holler, Feb 12, 2020
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  7. Faceplant

    Faceplant Lucky Full Member

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    I will show you fear in a chinful of glass.
     
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  8. Pompey Junglist

    Pompey Junglist Active Member Full Member

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    Have you seen and have you heard
    Of the cacker born to a jailbird?
    He stands a fearsome six foot nine
    Raised not on milk but Mancunian brine.

    A fighting man with no time for homos
    Can he defeat the bronze bomber? Who honestly knows...
    Win lose or draw, he'll sing a song at the end
    Unless he's in hospital on a drip and the mend.
     
    Pompey Junglist, Feb 12, 2020
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