The Bernd Bönte appreciation thread

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Manning, Mar 9, 2013.


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  1. Manning

    Manning Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Super Bönte really is the man. All the big fights in the adult divisions go through him and he never fails to deliver not to mention the man always puts on a spectacle. He's just a class act really, pure show business.

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    You want some bint with a piano in the ring? Bonte's your man.


    Come on now he can't do everything. You can't tell me he could get Mr. Boxing Rocky Balboa into the ring? Done.

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    You want the greatest ringwalk of all time? Bönte delivers.
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    You're a cancer patient on your death bed and through the make a wish foundation you ask to "fight the World heavyweight champion". Done. Bönte delivers.

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    You want to get the most awkward up his own arse **** of all time in the ring? Bönte delivers.

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    Not to mention taking a cool 50% of the British PPV who's helpless saps actually thought the Ibragimov clone had a chance.
     
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  2. kh80290z

    kh80290z Active Member Full Member

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    Bontes the best promoter/Manager of all time.....joke, he looks like a crazy scientist, everytime i look at him, that grin, its like he has something bad up his sleeves...and then the fake smiles.

    why do all the top promoters look dodgy, i remember seeing Don King for the first time, i could tell he had bad intentions.

    i hate Bonte, because of him all the good fights arnt happening,
     
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  3. Manning

    Manning Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Which fights are those?
     
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  4. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    Excellent thread, Manning. Here's an important addition to Bönte's CV. He's a tech freak, always keen on using the latest mobile technologies to stay in touch with his employees:

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  5. MarvellousMerv

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    Amazing how you managed to type all that and link those pictures at the same time as gently cupping Boente's balls, good work!
     
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  6. dinovelvet

    dinovelvet Antifanboi Full Member

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    Germans turn up for the entertainment, ringwalks and music then leave when the fight starts.
    Balboa was only there cos he was touring promoting his musical at the time.
    Haha.
     
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  7. Vergilius

    Vergilius Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Bönte is the new GOAT. Floyd, Ward and Martinez all ducking. You heard it here first.
     
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  8. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    Bönte is a lock for the boxing HOF for his promotional achievements. Few promoters if any can match Böntes year-long track record for huge HW title fights selling out stadiums.
     
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  9. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    One look and you end up fighting like a ***, just ask the Toebreaker.

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  10. Sir Will Wigan

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    If it weren't for Bönte, nobody outside of a few hundred people in England wouldn't know who David Haye is.
     
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  11. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    Bönte will be most remembered for single-handedly retiring Don King.
     
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  12. red hot sheep

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    He reminds me of that evil newspaper guy in Tomorrow Never Dies.
     
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  13. Collie

    Collie Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Gunther must have sold Central Perk after Friends ended and relocated to Germany to become a boxing God.
     
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  14. itsmeagain1

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    sociopath. Amazing how trolls like the OP like to spend their saturday - openly blowing a mentally disordered human being who cant remember his own words.

    As for the theatrics - well thats down to the fights being ****. They need old timers to lend some cred to this joke show and entertains the drooling fools who pay for a ticket
     
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  15. Manning

    Manning Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I would have thought this type of technology would only have been possibly on Star Trek. Apparently not. But then again that just fits the Bönte down to a tee. He's a maverick and always ahead of the curve.
     
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