The best Tyson quotes of all time

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  1. He Hate Me

    He Hate Me Active Member Full Member

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    tyson is an entertainer the likes of which we will not see in boxing for a very long time to come
     
  2. McGrain

    McGrain Diamond Dog Staff Member

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    Why didn't you put up, "i'll **** you till you love me, ******"?
     
  3. FlatNose

    FlatNose Boxing Addict Full Member

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    My favorite Tyson quote: "I just may fade off into Bolivian"
     
  4. LogDog69

    LogDog69 Active Member Full Member

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    I voted for "I'm gonna eat his children," but "I broke my back" is vastly underrated :yep
     
  5. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    One of the more interesting ones was "I'll eat your ass [out?] on the line *****".
     
  6. Marnoff

    Marnoff Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I do like where he talks about how he's from the same cloth as Jack Dempsey and Sonny Liston. I thought that was pretty cool. I voted for the broken back quote here, though. Then when he talks about Robinson and Armstrong on the end is cool.
     
  7. DamonD

    DamonD Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I do have a soft spot for "...(long pause)...SPINAL!"
     
  8. freesix88

    freesix88 Member Full Member

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    "I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
    :D
     
  9. Smazz20

    Smazz20 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    That's the one I was thinking of. ****ing excellent:rofl
     
  10. lefthook31

    lefthook31 Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    I would say the interview before the Lewis fight where he said to the interviewer he wished some of them had children so he could kick them in their nuts or stomp on their testicles, so they could feel his pain. He then went on to say he liked to fornicate more than others and cant a guy just get a blowjob? Poor Tyson what a horrible life hes lived.. Idiot:-(
     
  11. McGrain

    McGrain Diamond Dog Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
  12. pryorgatti

    pryorgatti Active Member Full Member

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    "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them, so you shouldn't talk anymore, unless you wanna ... you know!"
     
  13. KO byBRIGGS

    KO byBRIGGS Making a comeback Full Member

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    Tyson will always be the idiotic entertainer. I dont even think he knew what he was saying. Gotta love him I think if he had been abotu 10 IQ points higher he would have been a way better fighter/human being.
     
  14. mrbassie

    mrbassie Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "...theth fellath, how dare they challenge me with their thomewhat primitive thkillth?" Is my fave
     
  15. El Bombasto

    El Bombasto Ask yo momma Full Member

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    "My defense is impregnable" & "I'm going to eat his children" were part of his all time best interview.