the best way of summing up audley harrison...

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  1. LondonRingRules

    LondonRingRules Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    saw this comment on the youtube vid of harrison vs wilder, made me chuckle

    'I have no doubt that Audley has the tools to be a good fighter. The problem is that the tools remain in a shed. The shed is locked and Audley doesn't have the key. Also, the shed was broken into and emptied a long time ago. And the shed is located in another continent from Audley. Also, the shed is a metaphor. Audley's career is basically a long-filed police report about some stolen tools that never existed

    :lol:
     
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  2. ginger warrior

    ginger warrior Guest

    The best way of summing up audley is

    Scared of fighting
     
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  3. PaulieMc

    PaulieMc Guest

    Audley is the Peter Andre of boxing.

    Had a one hit wonder that caused people to spectaculary jizz everywhere. After that we found out that shite and we moved on from him. After a while he then popped up again years later on TV and came across pretty well so we decided to give him another 5 minutes of our time.

    Ever since then he's been hanging around and nobody can seemingly bring themselves to tell him to **** forever because he comes across as so nice.
     
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  4. gasman

    gasman Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :lol: Class.:good
     
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  5. Joe.Boxer

    Joe.Boxer Chinchecker Full Member

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    Milli Vanilli, at best.
     
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  6. sud2002

    sud2002 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    LOL LOL LOL.... Pure class!
     
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  7. I Shot JR

    I Shot JR Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    That is one brilliant quote.
     
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  8. Semtex

    Semtex Active Member Full Member

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    Knowing the usual disgusting comments on youtube, it is amazing that you pulled out an absolute gem :yep
     
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  9. Jquik

    Jquik Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Joke
     
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  10. Dunky McCafferty

    Dunky McCafferty Boxing Junkie banned

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    the only jokes are the people who are still angered when Audley keeps falling at the same hurdle. i.e, when he steps up from domestic level opposition.

    Harrison is what he is, and anyone who gets angered when we have all seen the same old story unfold again & again need to have their heads examined.
     
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  11. Jquik

    Jquik Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Why should we have to keep watching though,Audley should have retired after the David Haye fight which was probably the most pitiful attempt at a world title in the history of boxing.I bought that pay per view and even put money on Audley to knock Haye out and I still havnt forgiven him for not even trying.The biggest fight of his life and he doesn't even throw a punch,sorry mate I mean what I say.

    He is a joke and the sooner he retires the better.
     
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  12. The Spider

    The Spider Guest

    I like this analogy.
     
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  13. dealt_with

    dealt_with Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    :lol: Very good
     
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  14. Marlow

    Marlow Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Warrior.
     
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  15. TBooze

    TBooze Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    They won a Grammy...
     
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