The Cold Sore of Doom

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  1. Icky Monker

    Icky Monker Member Full Member

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    Leviticus Verse 20:13

    And Noab said to Jeremiah 'He that do battle with the crimson spot, has the wealth of God at his doorstep. For he that weareth the mark of red is destined for failure"

    Prophesy... or poppycock

    Lets look at the facts:

    December 8th - during weeks of media intensive publicicty in the build up to their December 10th fight, Ricky Hatton is seen sporting a red, and rather painful looking, cold sore on his upper lip (that's herpes to our American cousins). The fight ended in a ko win for the pretty boy (that's Floyd Mayweather for our British cousins). Taking into account the words of Leviticus; did the cold sore signify defeat for Ricky? Was it out of his hands?

    Now, consider this:

    Recently, Joe Calzaghe has been involved in weeks of media intensive publicity for his fight with Roy Jone Jr and, (stay with me folks, this one's a doozy), he has been conspicuous by the red mark on his upper lip.

    Is this the crimson spot? Does Calaghe carry the road to failure on his upper lip? Is he destined to fail?


    It is this writers opinion that the fight is now in the hands of the God's. The sign has been sent. The decision is made.



    Roy Jones Jr KO Calzaghe





    p.s. It was reported in the Spiegelpufften Beagle on 20th April 1945 that Adolf Hotler was seen at a "Miss Bratwurst" 1945 beauty contest with a cold sore on his upper lip. 10 days later he was dead.




    Coincidence?
     
  2. Ospreys_Warrior

    Ospreys_Warrior Member Full Member

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    Yes.
     
  3. Icky Monker

    Icky Monker Member Full Member

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    agreed.







    Calzaghe UD Jones by KO.





    word.
     
  4. MexicanJew

    MexicanJew Jajajajajaja Full Member

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    Um, I think you need to find something better to do with your time.
     
  5. Icky Monker

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  6. MexicanJew

    MexicanJew Jajajajajaja Full Member

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    Naww, I hate scrabble.

    **** a woman instead.

    Or learn to play piano.
     
  7. Icky Monker

    Icky Monker Member Full Member

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    Done and done. I just ****ed my sister whilst playing "jimmy crack corn" on a baby grand piano.
     
  8. SteveO

    SteveO MSW Full Member

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    I don't care.
     
  9. Icky Monker

    Icky Monker Member Full Member

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    I was just bragging. I didn't really.