The Drained/Dehydrated Corpse of Kell Brook Needs IV Fluids... STAT!!!

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  1. bluebird

    bluebird Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Brook is shot, Crawford should win fairly easily.
     
  2. Pakkuman

    Pakkuman I'm not hot. I'm just BIG. banned Full Member

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    He did go home with a random guy from a bar once.
     
  3. DoubleJab666

    DoubleJab666 Dot, dot, dot... Full Member

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    Kel never really had speed, but he did have elite level timing best displayed in his fight with Porter. But the key word of that sentence is 'had'. Best he can hope for from this fight is putting up a better show than Khan and he's guaranteed to do that unless his nut sack is also taped to an upper thigh....
     
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  4. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven VIP Member banned Full Member

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    At least once.
     
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  5. Pakkuman

    Pakkuman I'm not hot. I'm just BIG. banned Full Member

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    Kell looked magnificent in the GGG fight and he was putting it on Spence.
     
  6. DoubleJab666

    DoubleJab666 Dot, dot, dot... Full Member

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    He did, very much so. But he also had his skull reshaped - twice - and fought in three different weight categories in successive fights which morphed him into what we see today: a drained, fragile middle aged man masquerading as a boxer doing an impression of Kell Brook.

    Still think he'll look decent for a few rounds before being stopped, probably by the ref....
     
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  7. Pakkuman

    Pakkuman I'm not hot. I'm just BIG. banned Full Member

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    I'm in total agreement. Maybe Crawford is fighting a bot in a Kell skin. I'll keep an eye out for a turn key in Kell's back or LED battery indicator somewhere.
     
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  8. UniversalPart

    UniversalPart Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Yup quite possible. He is not that wide but he carries alot of muscle. He gets shredded quickly too. I guess he walks around 180lb ish or around 13stone in British vernacular.
     
  9. Special one

    Special one Active Member Full Member

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    You and Terence gonna be real surprised how he looks when the special one gets in that ring tonight!
     
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  10. Richmondpete

    Richmondpete Real fighters do road work Full Member

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    He can make 147 just fine
     
  11. deyell

    deyell MOLECULE FROM HELL. Full Member

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    Brook can only make 147 by draining himself to a zombie. Just fine, yeah.
     
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  12. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah I am very feel me good. Full Member

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    He looks like he has four cheekbones.
     
  13. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    Lot's of Crawfy's opponents make the mistake of thinking they're bigger than him because he's come up in weight, and I've heard a bunch of them actually say as much too, but then come fight night they find themselves being outweighed by him or at worst weighing about the same as him. Brook might be one of the few who actually is heavier on the night but I don't think it'll be by much. He was rehydtating as much as 18lbs down at 135 and 17lbs at 140 and he's bulked up since moving up to 147.
     
  14. Richmondpete

    Richmondpete Real fighters do road work Full Member

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    Yet only crazed fans say it. Weird. Almost like a convenient way to discredit crawford ahead of time
     
  15. deyell

    deyell MOLECULE FROM HELL. Full Member

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    Crawford is a 14-1 favorite against this version of Brook. The fight is a complete mismatch at this stage. What did you expect?
     
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