The Eddie Hearn Appreciation Thread

I sent this thread to Eddie Hearn on twitter and he responded. Says he's read it all and loved it, made him crack up.

 

Purely in terms of Boxing, Matchroom had one marquee fighter signed in 2010 (Paul McCloskey) when the new sky contracts were given to Maloney, Hatton & W*rren. Eddie Hearn out hustled them over a period of two years to become the no.1 promoter.

No doubt he got a head start due to his Dad, but he was in a worse position than other promoters 3 years ago.

 

Does Frank have Twitter? Send it to him. Or Francis.

 

"Hearnie ......... and he drove the fastest milk-cart in the west!" :happy:happy:happy

 

We need to send a petition to Sky asking them to give Eddie and Kugan their own chat show...without any guests. "The Eddie and Koogie Show" or something like that. They could have their own Christmas specials, like Morecambe and Wise, and crack wise about each others festive clobber.

 

HEIL HEARN! HEIL HEARN! HEIL HEARN!

:hail HEARN!

I do actually feel :barf of this thread.

But come on, it is f*cking funny.

 

^**** me, it's still alive.

Gay forum loving ****.

 

The end of that vid above was bigboi stuff from Hearn. Top man.

 

Fast Eddie to the theme of Fast Car

We got a Fast Eddie
And i want a ticket, but so do the touts
Maybe he can make a deal
Maybe Matchroom can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from ***** we got nothin to lose
Maybe he'll pack out arenas
But he himself he got nothin to prove

We got a fast Eddie
He got a plan to get his fighters on sky
He been working with his old man
Managed to save a little bit of boxing
Won't push it too far
Just up the ranks with the IBF
Him and Kug can both keep filmin'
And finally see what it means to be livin'

You see his old mans got a problem
He rely on the darts and that's the way it is
Says his sons too handsome to be workin
I say his heads too old to jump in the ring
Oh Alexander went off and left him
He wanted more than Brook in Detroit
But somebody got to fight that fight
So Brook tapers down and goes again

We got a fast Eddie
But is he fast enough for pay per view
He don't want it goin to a decision
He make the fight and live and die this way

Ring lights lay out before us
Cobra felt your arm wrapped round his shoulder
Fast Eddie had a feelin he belonged
Had a feelin he could be someone, be someone, be someone

The stable know things will get better
They'll find work and they'll get promoted
They move up the rankings
Buy a big house and live in the suburbs

You got a fast car
And I got an IBF title that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of Adam than you do of your kids

You got a fast Eddie
But is he fast enough so you can fly away
Fighters gotta win a decision
You fight tonight or live and die this way

 

Hattons & Frank who have had fighters train and not fight as they ran out of time recently. It happened to Ashley Theophane and Stephen Smith last year.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl genius

 

Eddie hearn - what a man!!