~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

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  1. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Showboat Supreme

    He came not to see but to conquer the Dane,
    To marshmallow his balls, to knock out his brain,
    His career was not to have been all in vain,
    With small glory for suffering and pain.

    To redeem himself wholly he needed this fight,
    His opponent could not be another one diet or light,
    Not just to beat the **** out of him right,
    But to make of this fight an extraordinary sight.

    So he extended his chin,
    The showboat supreme,
    His windmill sling-action,
    To provide satisfaction.

    BOOM!
    Like a hollow big tin,
    His head in a spin,
    His balance wore thin,
    And he fell on his chin!

    His face was all bloodied,
    His honour now sullied,
    He felt like a bum,
    And he called out his mum.

    ​
     
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
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  2. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    We'll see if the Dragon will tumble
    We'll see if the Viking might crumble
    I'm sure we agree
    we all want to see
    In one phrase: we're ready to rumble
     
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
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  3. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Joe C Wales,
    Tough as nails?
    Nah...just tales,
    Brittle hand fails,
    His gameplan derails,
    And Kessler sails,
    Ruling the waves,
    Catching big whales!​
    ​
     
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
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  4. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    In cardiff did old Kublai Frank erect a pleasure dome

    hehe, can't be bothered..
    I'm sure you get it, tho, Decebel:)
     
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
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  5. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Ding Dong, Decibel loud and clear!:p ...yeah...Decebal gets it!...
     
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
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  6. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    Gather ye vict'ries while ye may
    old hands are still a'tryin'
    The champion who shines here today
    in Cardiff will be dyin'
     
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
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  7. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    "I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
    you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
    I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
    since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father."​

    :rofl

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    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
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  8. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    From: The love song of Joseph Prufrock

    Let us fight then, you and I
    When the evening a spread out against the sky
    Like my self, eatherized upon the canvas
    ....

    I grow old, I grow old.
    Should I wear the buttoms of my trousers rolled?
     
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
    New Wind, Jul 9, 2007
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  9. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    I'm all written out.:wall I wanna see some witty poems NOW:hopthat have NOT been written by the usual suspects!:rant


    YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE ME ANGRY!!!:fire
     
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
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  10. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    I think we have our first limerick - good job.
     
    DanePugilist, Jul 9, 2007
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  11. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    Great - I am out of further ideas, the last one was just terrible(never do this while tired, haha).
     
    DanePugilist, Jul 9, 2007
    DanePugilist, Jul 9, 2007
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  12. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    I know...it's a waste of time...you have to be fresh for poems:yep
     
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
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  13. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    Frank Warren was very greedy.
    for more money he was needy.
    Against Palle he wasnt a fella,
    So suddenly he called DiBella.
    Palle now acted like a kid.
    refused to take Warrens ****.
    Mundine was the plan,
    but he rejected to meet the man.
    Finally they agreed to talk
    but now HBO didnt walk
    for 5 mil they wouldnt fly.
    cause of this the match could die.
    Showtime came into play
    but much our dismay
    Kessler wasnt first
    Palle was now to burst
    Will this fight take place
    this is a ****ing maze
    Shall Warren eat the ****
    before HBO his ass will ****
    Palle and Warren must confess
    they like a game of chess.
    Will they ever learn
    before their fingers burn.
     
    DanePugilist, Jul 9, 2007
    DanePugilist, Jul 9, 2007
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  14. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    :good
    :lol: nice one!:good This one's pretty good!:happy
     
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
    Decebal, Jul 9, 2007
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  15. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    Yeah it turned out pretty okay, actually. Hope it was funny enough.
     
    DanePugilist, Jul 9, 2007
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