~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

Just count the number of Calaghe - Kessler threads there have been since this started (at least Blocky hasn't fallen into the trap). Decebal has certainly put a lot of time and effort into this thread...

 

Yes, you are right, but the topic seems depleted - at least for now. Meanwhile, this works well, because I am bored.

 

Never before has his like been seen before,
The elegance, the balance, his style so raw,
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh in quick succession he lands his punches,
He hit Lacy more times than I've had hot lunches,
The ring is his stage, he looks like he's floating,
Jabbing, moving, hooking and now he's show-boating,
A day will come when he'll fade like the sun,
But come November he'll be pound-for-pound number 1,
The Dane he'll come and try to win in Cardiff,
Many have tried before him but the challenge was too stiff,
Come November the third with Kessler in his prime,
Joe Calzaghe: pfp number 1 and great of all time?​

 

Do something contructive like writing a novel instead then. If it's good enough you can be retired within a year, leaving you with more time than ever to kill.

 

Novmber the 3rd, the fight for the world.
2 fighting champs collide.
A zero will go but whos to know
as esb decides​

short and sweet​

 

OK I would like a try. You guys have put out some brilliant stuff here.



A couple months time
not much longer to wait
we will crown the king
super middle weight

A gigantic fight
the biggest to be made
who will still be undefeated
at the end of the day

It's the two best in the sport
I don't know who to choose
I'm a Kessler, Calzaghe fan
I wish neither man had to lose.


I know it's nowhere on par with most on here but wanted to get my 2 cents in.

 

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The fight of the year is coming
Two masters punishing each other inside the squared ring
In it, intellectual fans find beautiful artistry amongst the raw brutality
Carefully, as there is nothing better than artistic combat for us
Whether you consider it poetry in movement or more of a painting in motion
...The two masters deserve the highest of praise​

Some may ask what is the fanaticism with this affair
We simply tell them that dueling lords bring hope for the strength of humanity by example
It is fact that the warrior brings more glory than the scientist
May our daring warriors thrill us till end​

The fight of the year is coming
We will rise up in thunderous applause for both men
We europeans will taketh in our biggest fight highly emotionally
November 3rd soon to be unleashed!​

War, gods of 168!​

 

Eastside boxing knows well in fact that the Swissman appreciates most of them
The truth is that he often enjoys talking and getting on with his internet boxing mates more than many people in his strange life
The beauty ESB is that we have something now to truly unite for
The very first undisputed SMW championship between two of the finest boxers in the sport.​

If one can't understand the amazing bout that is on it's way, then those fools do not deserve to be called fans of boxing
Amsterdam despises plenty of "beings" in this world
But he holds a place in his heart for his ESB mates, whom provide underrated insight and conversation that the majority of everyday mediocre existance couldn't understand
The only tragedy is that we have not yet created our pearl society where we could instead be talking this over live instead of a cyber forum
But we will destroy disgust, we will rise to the occasion and show the universe what our species is made of​

November, 2007, a part of what we are made of faces off in sporting battle
There is nothing in the world that will keep me away from that event
I know that for you great souls, it is the same​

So here's to Decebal, DanePug, CHJ, Astola, Pecks, Maxi and even ol' Deram.
My friends whom I've never met.
Be well and be strong, we unite on the date of the WAR.​

:good ​

 

Very neat, Amsterdam. Sounds like lyrics. Awesome text.

Edit: Uber tribute to ESB and its denizens. Thanks.(hadn't seen it, when first posted.)

 

It's the context that I write in the best. Though, this is soppy stuff that I am just rolling off of the top of my head, my real lyrical works are brutal, cynical, masterful works of subliminal far leftism that come together with a common theme(one of which is the waning times of a massive empire).

I love it. I hope other people do as well.

I will have to buy everyone worth a damn on here a drink one day when I get back to Europe.:good

 

- you are hyping up your lyrics of poetry. Can it handle the expectations? Will it be a Calzaghe, or will it be a Lacy.

 

Want me to PM a song I just wrote as example and then you can decide if I'm a phenominal Joe euro or a debunked Lacy yank?:think

 

China Joe, nice try, it's us you can not trick
Your muse a little shy, mayhap a little sick,
we're a merciful crowd,
our muses none to proud,
so with baited breath, we await your limerick.

 

A great boxing match or sex?

By: A.V. Rosenkratz

What is superior? Pleasure or an unforgettable display of pugilistic skills that become cemented vividly in one's mind?
Superiority is in the eye of the beholder
I would personally take the latter​

A well rounded person dislikes whorish actions
A well grounded Human accepts and enjoys sanctioned violence
So which is better?​

You decide ****s
I'm going with Kessler-Calzaghe over a toothy blowjob. ​

 

Very Ali inspired, jpd, but very good.