~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~

Amsterdam · Jul 9, 2007

Hey guys, let's take it a bit lighter.
Just like when Deram tries to covince us that Calzaghe's merely a tko fighter.
Blocky's still a *****, he's probably fat.
Next time, he'll likely vanish at the drop of a hat.
This is definitely the fight
No need at all to be uptight
CHJ, post your best please, and if Joe loses, don't hang yourself with a big flying kite.:yep

**** Blocky
He ain't even that Cocky
I am sick of Arturo Gatti, the wannbe Rocky

Yanks always say that this fight is headed for the pits
They're content with asking GABBY to post her tits

Fight

DanePugilist · Jul 9, 2007

Witty.

Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

DanePugilist said:

JC and Kess are europes biggest stars,
lets sort the mess, and raise the bars.
They owe the fans, a match to admire.
So join all the clans, for them to inspire.

Danes and Welsh alike, let us be mates.
Haters, take a hike, this thread end debates.
Other brits come to, strengthern your e-quill.
Nordics, also for you, join in poetic thrill.

The first stone is cast, no talent is no excuse.
We do it to have a blast, so dont be obtuse.
Let it be witty or epic, this is not for fame.
You are using a nick, no one knows your name.
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Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

China_hand_Joe said:

Decebal has motives for this thread.
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damn right, I do! Was fed up with boring JC-MK threads!:yep

Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

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PrideOfWales said:

The forum is not a Nobel Prize entry form Rollo.... remember that.
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Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

China_hand_Joe said:

While you are busy in here, he will begin posting thread after thread about that BRUTE.:shock: If this thread goes stale, there will be songwriting, painting and prayer threads to keep you all occupied.:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

DanePugilist said:

The battlefield is cleared, soldiers stand in thousand rows.
As far my eyes can gaze, men of pride, meal of crows.
Tension fills every warrior, the upcoming battle is neigh.
Flexed muscles, succulent in sweat, on shields hearts rely.

Squires and skjalds insures rememberance, tales of gore.
Blood will be spillt on the very night, pacifists this abhore.
History is for the victor, the defeated remains forgotten.
Carcasses will lay scattered on the field, food for the rotten.

But I, unlike history, will remember the fallen men of defeat.
Caged within my heart it shall remain, till I visit fields of wheat.
Foaming mouths, creation of battlecraze, bordering on amok.
Till our dying day, this be known what Gods call Ragnarok.
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:shock: Amazing!!!:happy :happy :happy :good :good :good

Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

PrideOfWales said:

Never before has his like been seen before,

The elegance, the balance, his style so raw,
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh in quick succession he lands his punches,
He hit Lacy more times than I've had hot lunches,
The ring is his stage, he looks like he's floating,
Jabbing, moving, hooking and now he's show-boating,
A day will come when he'll fade like the sun,
But come November he'll be pound-for-pound number 1,
The Dane he'll come and try to win in Cardiff,
Many have tried before him but the challenge was too stiff,
Come November the third with Kessler in his prime,

Joe Calzaghe: pfp number 1 and great of all time?
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:happy :happy :happy Great stuff!:good :good :good

Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

cjk44 said:

Novmber the 3rd, the fight for the world.

2 fighting champs collide.
A zero will go but whos to know
as esb decides

short and sweet
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Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

pipe wrenched said:

A couple months time
not much longer to wait
we will crown the king
super middle weight

A gigantic fight
the biggest to be made
who will still be undefeated
at the end of the day

It's the two best in the sport
I don't know who to choose
I'm a Kessler, Calzaghe fan
I wish neither man had to lose.

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:good This is good stuff!:happy

Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

Amsterdam said:

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The fight of the year is coming
Two masters punishing each other inside the squared ring
In it, intellectual fans find beautiful artistry amongst the raw brutality
Carefully, as there is nothing better than artistic combat for us
Whether you consider it poetry in movement or more of a painting in motion
...The two masters deserve the highest of praise

Some may ask what is the fanaticism with this affair
We simply tell them that dueling lords bring hope for the strength of humanity by example
It is fact that the warrior brings more glory than the scientist
May our daring warriors thrill us till end

The fight of the year is coming
We will rise up in thunderous applause for both men
We europeans will taketh in our biggest fight highly emotionally
November 3rd soon to be unleashed!

War, gods of 168!
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Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

Amsterdam said:

Eastside boxing knows well in fact that the Swissman appreciates most of them

The truth is that he often enjoys talking and getting on with his internet boxing mates more than many people in his strange life
The beauty ESB is that we have something now to truly unite for
The very first undisputed SMW championship between two of the finest boxers in the sport.

If one can't understand the amazing bout that is on it's way, then those fools do not deserve to be called fans of boxing
Amsterdam despises plenty of "beings" in this world
But he holds a place in his heart for his ESB mates, whom provide underrated insight and conversation that the majority of everyday mediocre existance couldn't understand
The only tragedy is that we have not yet created our pearl society where we could instead be talking this over live instead of a cyber forum
But we will destroy disgust, we will rise to the occasion and show the universe what our species is made of

November, 2007, a part of what we are made of faces off in sporting battle
There is nothing in the world that will keep me away from that event
I know that for you great souls, it is the same

So here's to Decebal, DanePug, CHJ, Astola, Pecks, Maxi and even ol' Deram.
My friends whom I've never met.
Be well and be strong, we unite on the date of the WAR.

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Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

Dekkers said:

China Joe, nice try, it's us you can not trick
Your muse a little shy, mayhap a little sick,
we're a merciful crowd,
our muses none to proud,
so with baited breath, we await your limerick.
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:good Great stuff! Dead right! Come on China Joe...let's hear it!:happy :happy :happy

Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

jdp000109 said:

After beating Manfredo, and beating Jeff Lacy
Calzaghes a great? You must be crazy
From the time the bell was ringing
The Pride of Whales was swinging
He swung with his left, swung with his right
He missed with both hands, he missed all night
The inside fight all belonged to Kessler
Joe held so much, You'd think he was a Wrestler
As Joes Mouthpiece flew out, he uttered out "son of a.."
But before he could finish, he got hit with an uppercut
The punch had him dizzy, Kessler got busy
He didnt take no pity, and the knockout was pretty
The count hit 8 and now the count hit 9
Calzaghe is on his feet, he appears fine
The ref lets him continue, nobody knows why
If he gets hit like that again, he just might die
Jab after jab, hook after hook
Joe's name slowly vanishes from the record book
Kessler hits him once more, Joe hits the floor
The ref waves it off, he can't take no more
Not even jesus himself, could've saved him tonight
Now Joe can forget about Taylor or Wright
And a fight with Hopkins? Thats out of the question
Not after Kessler of all fighters, gave him a boxing lesson
Calzaghe's a bum and Mikkel has just proved it
Joe hit the ring canvas so hard, he damn near moved it
They were both undefeated, now that has changed
When you see Calzaghe now, he might ask for change
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:happy :happy :happy Wonderful stuff! Thank you!:happy :happy :happy

Decebal · Jul 10, 2007

Amsterdam said:

Why is CHJ being tenative to post something?:think
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China Joe's stuff is probably so good that if he posted it now, we would all crawl back in shame and never post again in this thread!:yep

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