~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

Amusing

 

I wonder if PrideofWales mentioned Molby because he played with Ian Rush, who was Welsh I believe....

How about Jesper Olsen, Peter Schmeichel, John Sivebaek and many other Danes that have played in England?

Molby is by far the laziest of the bunch.

 

Molby was the one we laughed at the most when I was growing up. He briefly managed Swansea City as well. I tried to get other Danish people in there but couldn't think of anything rhyming with Hans Christian Anderson :nut.

 

That Møby... He sure liked to have a pint after training. The LIverpool fans called him Rambo and the other team's fans would chant: Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies..

But I believe he played in Wales at the end of his career. Swansea perhaps

 

Yes - we've created a 20 page thread dedicated to boxing poetry and football fans come up with:

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat *******!
You fat *******!
You ate all the pies!

Congratulations to Decebal and Bute for this​

 

Don't forget Molbys time in Kidderminster Harriers

 

"When Kessler is done, the stallion is a mare"

hahahaha, that's brilliant!

 

No one could forsee, what would happen next
Blocky waited hand on ****, his chiselled abs he flexed

Kessler tried his jab, it was blocked by Joes right hand
Blocky couldn't help, but tug his little wand

"****wits, ******s all you Danes", screamed Blocky in frustration
"Whenever will you learn, accept my information"

But something strange occurred, Calzaghe got hit by a right
When he hit the canvas hard, Blocky got a fright

Astola was smiling, Deram nearly crying,
But Joe was back up standing and nearly sent Kessler flying

Kessler was pretty stunned, he knew he was out of luck
Watching back at home all Danepug could say was "Oh ****"

Calzaghe then hit him, with several awesome flurries
Kessler knew it then, he'd soon have no more worries

The ref stopped the bout, Decebal thought this funny
That jammy ******* Amsterdam, won alot of money

The Danes were all stunned, the-best was pretty frightened
at the end we all did see, CHJ was proved enlightened

 

My attempt at humour!!

 

I like this Smazz

 

Why thank you

 

Nice - a little artsy fartsy woith no happy ending and all, but hey - bloody good work for a first try!
:good