~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

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  1. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    This unacknowledged gem was burried in some backwater thread! :(
     
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  2. Smazz20

    Smazz20 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hey man! That was my 4th:D

    I gave Kessler a happy ending back on page 16th I think.

    I'm not entirely biased:yep
     
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  3. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    Loved it - and you even found space putting me in there in the mix:lol: - which doesn't hurt it either:p - good funny addition, as well as poetic.
     
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  4. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    Liked this one as well - good stuff - PrideofWales.
     
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  5. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    I had a look on this site <H2>http://www.poetry.com/

    to see whether they had some boxing poems. This is the best poem on this site apparently!    </H2>:patsch

    A Great Woman

    by: Tanwir Phool

    Mary,the mother of Jesus Christ
    A great woman as declared by the GOD
    In the Holy Book of GOD ALMIGHTY
    There exists a chapter in her name
    Moreover,the last verse of chapter 66
    Clearly mentions that Mary guarded her chastity
    She was devout and obedient of GOD
    Her son Jesus Christ is respectable & honourable
    All the prophets are the messengers of GOD
    Let us be united and true followers of the prophets
    Working for peace,education,charity and equality
    Recognising the relationship of brotherhood in mankind
     
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  6. achillesthegreat

    achillesthegreat FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE Full Member

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    Smokin' Joe is going to hit him so hard that Mikkel will be discombobulated.

    End of poem.
     
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  7. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Is "End of poem" part of the poem or not?:think
     
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  8. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Only joking! I liked it! (had to look up "discombobulated" though; wasn't sure whether it was a real word or not!)
     
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  9. PrideOfWales

    PrideOfWales Winston Zedmore Full Member

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    Now they've sorted the pecuniary necessity,
    Will Kessler's followers be guilty of apostasy?
    Calzaghe's the king - the one he'll have to supplant,
    But the real question: is Decebal a sycophant?
    This argot we speak is off-beat and kooky,
    Disremember Lucian Bute - he's such a rookie
     
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  10. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    :shock: Wow!!!:happy Good use of ...argot!
     
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  11. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    The fat English ref jumped to finish the fight,
    And Warren Old-Fish-Eyes grinned wryly,
    The Danes were incensed,
    The Brits all wey-heyed:
    JC had the sweet life of Riley!!!
     
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  12. Smazz20

    Smazz20 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    witty:D
     
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  13. PrideOfWales

    PrideOfWales Winston Zedmore Full Member

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    I feel somone needs to do a poem about Warren and Palle (with reference to Mogens hospitalization, HBO, the venue and bogus money offers). Any takers?
     
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  14. Smazz20

    Smazz20 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    **** I never even thought of those.:good I'll try.
     
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  15. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    The commitment of Joe C. being questioned,
    (His love of a quick buck was mentioned!...)
    Warren decided to call Palle's bluff,
    The old man, in hospital, though on his last puff,
    Rallied to get hold of the money,
    To avoid appearing quite funny,
    And before he was finally pentioned,
    He decided no penny was to be rationed.
    And thus to increase his offer he fashioned.
    So why do we still have to wait?
    Why is the fight arranged for so late?
    All this is not easily sanctioned!
     
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