~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

Of Celts and Vikings
a story be told
They've come from a far
and thus the story unfold

Both had belief
you could see it in their eyes
Legions of fans
awaiting the rival's demise

Two Titans will clash
and each will know pain
For neither winner nor loser
will it be in vain

Punches were traded
and both suffered in this battle for the crown
But their unspoken agreement
allowed neither man to back down

When the fight had ended
and the winner stood tall
The crowd deafeningly silent
as the champion rose above all

Heavily inspired by Smazz's grand work.

 

Nobody has come close to Dekkers yet and nobody will with a satirical poem.

 

Carl Douglas will be remembered long after Bob Dylan is forgotten.

 

No rush, i've got the thread bookmarked and there's plenty of time between now and November :yep

I write when the inspiration hits me, for example i've got unrelated Leeroy poem... just ask if you want to hear it.

 

Very good:good Somebody said it already, but this thread shold be a sticky if this fight gets signed. At least until it's over. Some good stuff here.:yep

 

No probs

Ode to Leeroy

Leeroy am I, a half-witted twit,
I can't miss the seat while taking a ****,
I've always been happy, but not tonight,
I'm feeling restless, probably lumps in my bed,
I can't get my Barbara out of my head.


So it's out to the paddock, to confirm our love.
Her brown eyes, soft fleece, she's my angel above,
It's now the height of our passion, but I digress,
since there's a flash and it seems I've been caught,
pants round my ankles, who would've thought?
Just don't tell them the truth and I'll even confess!


Perhaps I was wrong about Queens and shape shifting lizards,
no serpent seeds either, that was all in my head,
but that's just the warm up, i'm still the prophet you dread.
So now you should listen, i'll break that mind free,
Need proof to trust me? Know your eyes don't betray,
Look out your window... there! Flying monkeys from outer space!
It's time to bow down for your new master race.
​

 

Of Celts and Vikings
a story be told
They've come from a far
and thus the story unfold

Both had belief
you could see it in their eyes
Legions of fans
awaiting the rival's demise

Two Titans will clash
and each will know pain
For neither winner nor loser
will it be in vain

Punches were traded
and both suffered in this battle for the crown
But their unspoken agreement
allowed neither man to back down

When the fight had ended
and the winner stood tall
The crowd deafeningly silent
as the victor was champion of all

As the crowd started to cheer
at the two battleworn men
A feeling of hope spread
maybe we would have the honour again

A new Hollywood ending ;-)

 

Good job Deram.:good

 

Still no China hand Joe...