~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

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  1. ikeabuchia

    ikeabuchia Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Intensive Training in Early Morn
    Determined to win Both have sworn
    To fight like warriors to the bitter end
    ALL belts to be won and to defend
    The Blood of Vikings Long gone and past
    against Elymians Trojans sicilian's last
    The outcome is like the rolls of dice
    Differing Opinions that stir and entice
    The days near to this Collossal endeavour
    When These fistic warrior get together
     
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  2. THN

    THN Boxing Addict Full Member

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    An old man from Wales
    with no teeth in he's mouth
    rememberd some old tales
    from when he was young

    A man arrived but not alone
    he coulden't say how many
    but they were second to none
    they would spend all there pennys

    becourse they had a quest
    to fight the scary dragon
    and show who's the best
    it showed up to be italian

    Thats how he lost his teeth
    no more fire from his side up
    all he can do is to smoke some wheet
    as long as he does it outside the pub

    (Well I'm a bricklayer so bare with me)
     
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  3. AllyT

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  4. AllyT

    AllyT Active Member Full Member

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    I have no idea what you mean. Limericks are the apex of poetry.
     
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  5. HolgerD

    HolgerD Armscontrol Full Member

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    Hello Boxing fans.

    Is this the most odd boxing thread ever created?`
    Anyway, here is my attempt to make it so.

    Herald the WBO SMW champ Joey Calzaghe
    He is entering the ring
    with hit-man Kessler the viking

    In the heat of the fight
    while Joey is slapping
    Kessler is jabbing
    Kessler brings straight rights
    that can be drawn along a line
    creating shiver in Calzaghes spine
    Calzaghe brings ***** slapping
    making Kesslers chin look like a red-thing

    Come round seven
    the audience is close to heaven
    Suddenly the Kess fans are brought to mental orgasms
    because Calzaghe is hit so hard he only feels from-waist-down spasms

    The knock-down was surely quick
    so much so Joey is now epileptic
    Kessler is the new master of the ring
    leaving Calzaghe the new Stephen Hawking
    without the Cambridge bling bling
     
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  6. DanePugilist

    DanePugilist God vs God - Death Angel Full Member

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    Yeah, I thought it was a great limerick. Good stuff...
     
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  7. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    OK, let's have some more, then, please!:D
     
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  8. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Rumble in the Jungle

    The Old Wolf, long of tooth, red in claw,
    Master of Grounds, inspiring terror and awe
    Amongst creatures great, lowly and famed,
    His will to win, recently rather more tamed
    Prepared to retire, his bones now to rest,
    Never again a strong foe further to test.

    “I've done my time, done my bit, done my all!”,
    He’d say to himself in the hours most small,
    Contented he’d lie in the warm glow of folly
    His mind’s eye was painting as pure peerless glory.
    Till his ears could no longer shut-out the lip:
    “Old Wolf, Calzaghe, you’re beginning to slip!”
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    With broken paws, what more can you gain?
    Natural law seeking out to halt your pain.
    What will you do, when predator turns to prey.
    Money counts, but legacy has the final say.
    You'd fought many a battle to show the might.
    Yet trodding quicksand in a land of blight.

    No, Old Wolf lick your paws, accept your fate.
    New beast roam the jungle, you took the bait.
    In the end you might ask, "Could i've done more?"
    "Yes, you could, but never did you bore."
    Old Wolf, your final song in time is written.
    Give the paws a rest, else they will be bitten.

    So did the animals speak, so did they spite him,
    Pushing him over, boarding his patience to the brim.
    No way to hide from their beration, no where to run,
    His lonely life now empty of every little bit of fun,
    No where to run his conscience upon a greener meadow,
    His joyless breast to all past good and proud - a widdow.

    Thus drunk with 'passioned hatred at himself and all,
    One night, the forest and the starlit sky - all heard his yawl,
    As he proclaimed that he would never rest
    Until he proved himself again to be the best,
    The greatest still, despite his age and lengthy service,
    Despite his present ease and confort, wild and tameless.

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  9. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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  10. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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  11. Manassa

    Manassa - banned

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    Calzaghe is ****,
    Calzaghe is ****,
    I hope Kessler,
    Kicks him in the clit.
     
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  12. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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  13. Amsterdam

    Amsterdam Boris Christoff Full Member

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    Calzaghe would have beat Monzon.
     
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  14. THN

    THN Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Get of that dope, it's doing you no good :nut
     
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  15. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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