~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

Like the poem?

 

The classic forum suggested I use something similar.

 

American bias.:rofl

 

You know too much.

 

My initial thought was CHJ giving the dual-"bird".

 

The press tour is in full swing,
And much respect both will bring,
They pose for photos; they joke, they smile,
But all the while; in a small corner of ESB a debate rages,
"From this angle it's obvious!" says Holger
But which boxer really is taller?

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Warren's face looks full of trepedation,
Has he sent Calzaghe to damnation?
Joe looks gloomy, surely a sign!
That this really is Mikkel's time.
The alpha male, a smiling one,
Looks like this is all much fun,
I've changed my pick,
I'll go for the guy with the bigger dick

 

Great work, Pride. Great poem and analysis at the same time.

Btw, how will you measure dicksize?

 

You know what they say about big hands Decebal. Big hands = Big dick - look at Kessler's grasp of Joe's hand in the first photo.

Plus Joe's hands keep breaking.

 

I'll disregard you just called me Decebal:rofl. If the big hand thing is true, the guy with the 13 incher must have enormous hands.

Nonetheless, glad you have switched sides:smoke

 

I've haven't switched sides DanePugilist, as much as I'd love to see it, I just don't think

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should win this fight.

Decebal, please accept my apologies for getting you mixed up with DanePugilist.

 

But you are the creator of this master thread.