~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

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  1. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    November rain falls
    In Cardiff, a town in Wales
    As will the Dragon


    Haiku!:)
     
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  2. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Interesting...but a cheat, really!:yep
     
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  3. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    amoungst
    the
    moun
    tains
    of
    cole and grass
    ,
    bearing
    witness to
    days in wales
    gone
    before
    a pruduc
    tion ,
    that
    once
    stood
    mighty and
    invincible - Joe
    will
    lie
    idle
    and immovable
    as
    industy
    of
    yore
     
    New Wind, Jul 8, 2007
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  4. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    argh... tried to spread out the words like e.e, but it doesn't come out right..
     
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  5. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    how a cheat?

    No rules to Haiku apart from 5-7-5 is there?
     
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  6. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    The Welsh Stallion


    Raised in Frank's stable on rich grass and grain,
    His plush life provided not much of a drain,
    Famed in his homeland for being the best,
    He never quite bothered too much with the rest.
    Preferring to run by the quite second best,
    On his hometrack.

    He just loved Frank's rich grains a little too much,
    His four brittle hooves were not iron as such,
    So he liked much to lounge on Fank's big, famous ranch
    From which no one and nothing quite managed to wrench
    Him away.

    Thus, content as the master of all he beheld,
    The proud warhorse became a tad too content,
    He challenged show ponnies from the US and Ozz,
    To prove that there would be no matter or cause,
    To give him much trouble,
    And he sank them in rubble, of course.

    Till one day the message he finally heard
    That his legacy had always for him come third,
    After the rich grains, the home track and the unbeatable "0",
    That he always remarked to both friend and foe,
    Not anymore, though.

    So the proud horse decided enough was enough,
    He needed to challenge the fast and the tough,
    It wasn't on a whim! He needed to redeem,
    Himself...really!

    Like a wild Pegasus he rose in the sky
    To challenge a Warrior Prince do-or-die
    And for the sole time all on the line
    He became a true hero, proud, honest and fine,
    Much loved for all time!​
     
    Decebal, Jul 8, 2007
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  7. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    'Cross England's wast meadows we travelled,
    to see how our champion would fare.
    Dragonian cloaks he unravelled,
    we all saw that nothing was there.

    As chieftains of by gones on water,
    like vikings we **** and attack.
    "look guys, an indigenous daughter!"
    "No no, that's just Joe on his back"
     
    New Wind, Jul 8, 2007
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  8. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl Well done! :good :good :happy
     
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  9. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    haha, thank you, sir:)

    Alas, I feel my muse has left me.
     
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  10. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    That was a hell of a poem...funny and stylish! :happy :happy :happy Thank you!
     
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  11. New Wind

    New Wind Kessler Nuthugger Full Member

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    Well... apart from the misspellings:)
     
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  12. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    hmmm:huh...no!:bart
     
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  13. Decebal

    Decebal Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Come one ye all! Let's hear it for the Poetry Pictorial! And ... don't forget the pictures...:rasta
     
    Decebal, Jul 8, 2007
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  14. Mrboogie23

    Mrboogie23 what the?? Full Member

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    Calzaghe and Kessler its a fight for ages
    but when will it get out of the negotiating stages
    woe be to the fan that longs for this fight
    for each of these warriors to test their will and their might

    Joe Calzaghe, he surely has a legion of fans
    we know he wants it, he of the brittle hands
    Kessler, he too, has fans that wish his name gold plated
    but there are some that say, maybe he's overrated

    I yearn for the day when these two step in the ring
    and we all get to hear that opening ding
    is there a better fight, is there one that can be found
    because on this day a true champ will be crowned
     
    Mrboogie23, Jul 8, 2007
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  15. sandwichsurgeon

    sandwichsurgeon Active Member Full Member

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    There once was a half English Viking,
    he had a large legion of fans,
    he worked hard to become a contender,
    and hooked up with a very nice man:hey ,

    There was a great champion however,
    who's chin was made out of granite,
    the Viking attempted to scare him,
    but ducked the great champ as a habbit,

    One day the gloating backfired,
    pastry was forced to fight the old ***,
    after he had his will broken,
    he left the place in a bag,

    You may be confused by this story,
    but the clear moral in this case is this,
    don't go running your mouth,
    unless your willing to sleep in your ****.

    :hi:
     
    sandwichsurgeon, Jul 8, 2007
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