~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

This is why Kessler had it easy whilst sparring Bika. Someone needs to tell him, that is not appropiate ring attire

 

I've been racking my feeble brain for a witty poem to big up Calzaghe. However it's painfully obvious at this point that i'm incapable of such a thing.

Have to give it to you guys though. Some of those poems are quite good.:rofl

 

Some very good poems here on both sides. :yep

 

Now I definitely will not be posting mine.

 

Little pastry Kessler used to ride his bike,
Now he's been decapitated and is lying in a dyke,

He thought that he would be the king but to no avail,
He got his ass beat round the ring, his corner had to bail,

The simple jab hook routine didn't work well here,
Calzaghe slapped the Dane so hard his brain came out his ears,

Blocky threw a party Deram done shot himself,
Kellerman said "the win aint ****" (his balls are on my shelf),