~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

Wow, I didn't know you guys had such artistic talent, for real. Most of these poems are really good, its a rare side from boxing enthusiasts that we don't see often. Its amazing that you could watch two fighters beat the $hit out of each other and tell it in a way that sounds pleasant :bokc :ko :hippy :cheers

 

I like your use of emoticons...when are you posting your poem?:think

 

:huh... Russel Crowe KO1 Kessler and Calzaghe in a bar fight.

 

Russel Crowe is a primma donna, an attention *****, who only seems to fight his underlings, usually by throwing someting at them:-(

 

He's a master with the Irish dagger, they don't stand a chance.

Here it is immortalised by Bart, the Irish dagger.

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I was thinking more of a mobile phone...but fair enough...who's that in your avatar, anyway??:think

 

Lost an avatar bet, I think it's Garry Glitter, he's hiding the afro beneath the hood :yep

 

Horns of Valhalla resounded.
Halls of the mighty slain.
Echoes eternally rebounded.
Fallen warriors of disdain.

Arise again warriors of old.
Tonight we drink as the few.
Tales of courage shall be told.
In the morrow, we may die anew.

So it is written, fellow Vikings.
So shall be done, as is the law.
Fate decide, morrow brings.
Recycle pattern once more.

Valor, respect and wisdom true.
Bow deep for thine course.
Lift thine mugs, hail to you.
Stand proud as we are Norse.

 

seriously, I don't know who that guy is...presumably I should recognise him, but I don't...

...anyway...your poem was by far the best so far...I cannot stop laughing even now, when I think of it!

 

- then its good we have this thread

 

:shock: Hey! This is good stuff! You are getting a bit too good for us, DanePugilist...your poems are semi-professional now!:yep

 

Did you like my Roman General poem?:smooch

 

Thanks, that's Wald in the avatar by the way.

 

Perfect - pure class all 3 of them(Kessler, Calzaghe and now this).

 

Honestly, I thought it might be...but he somehow didn't look quite like him...