The funniest/dumbest comments ever made by non-boxing fans that you have heard.

I was shooting the **** with some guy at the gym and he broke out this gem.

"Man Ward/Gatti has to be the greatest fight ever. I hear Ward might be fighting Lennox Lewis soon...should be a classic"

 

Tyson's ear biting was an accident.

 

My ex gf saying Lovemore Ndou was hot and would totally do him ( She meant to say malignaggi, but for some reason she thought malignaggi was lovemore ). Then my friend ( a huge mma junky, Knows nothing about boxing ) followed up by saying, SERIOUSLY, that he would totally do lovemore ndou just because of the name. He was drunk.

I threw a party for the 2nd pac and JMM fight when pac was STILL 130. After the fight, My friend said this is the first time he saw pacquaio and he was impressed. He said pac should move up in weight and fight Vic darchinyan (who's a ****ing flyweight at the time)

 

The following were from the same girl:

"Why don't he kick him when the referee isn't looking?"

"Wouldn't it be better to put a plaster on that cut?

 

The funniest thing happened at the barber shop while waiting for a haircut many years ago. I was reading a Ring mag & there was a pic of Mike Tyson on the front in his hey day. The guy next to me said " I hate Tyson he needs a good beating" So I said " Who do you think can beat him then"? The guy answered serious as a heart attack " Hulk Hogan would beat him" I just about collapsed laughing. The guy got mad saying " Hulk is the ultimate male he can beat anyone" He really and truly believed Hogan could destroy Mike Tyson

 

Me talking to one of the managers at work

me: What sports you like?
Manager: Boxing
me: Oh really, I am a fan too, do you know Roy Jones Jr (this was a few years ago when he was HW champ)
Manager: Nah I have never heard of him.

 

I don't even like Oscar that much, but I had him winning 8 of the first 9.

How did you score it then?

 

here is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. billy graham saying on bunce's boxing hour that hatton would kill pac.

 

''Haaton and Pacquiao bith looked like midgets, it looked like some sort of event for the mentally disabled.... I'd easily be able to knock them both out if I was in the ring with them both!''

 

that reminds me

I remember Charlie Zelenoff told us that he and his uncle were watching Pac/Morales III and his uncle told him he should fight Pacman jokingly and charlie said hes not in my weight division Im too big for him.

 

i shwed some girl i know the cotto margo fight and at the end she was screaming OMG WHY IS HE STILL ATTACKING HIM ON THE FACE WHY DOESN'T HE STOP lolllllllllllllllll

 

Goddammit son...


This is the perfect thread for that stupid-ass comment. Because Thomas Hearns would beat Mayweather like a ****in pinata...

 

Boss: Who do you think is the best fighter ever then?

Me: Probably Robinson

Boss: Na! Its got to be Tyson. If he was around at the same time as Ali he would have knocked him out

 

"Ali and Foreman had a second fight where Foreman gave Ali all he could handle."

-I think this guy was somehow confusing Foreman with the Joe Frazier "Thrilla in Manilla" fight.


"My favorite fight was Jack Dempsey vs. Rocky Marciano."

-And I don't have a clue what this guy was talking about. :nut