The funniest/dumbest comments ever made by non-boxing fans that you have heard.

One of my mates claimed after Calzaghe beat Manfredo that he was a top 15 fighter of all time.
When i challenged him on this, he told me to name 15 who were better.
Let's just say i had a field day.

 

Here is another one "Tito Trinidad will put Roy Jones out for the count in 4 rounds or less."

 

"I can't wait til Roy Jones KOs Lennox Lewis."

After Jones defeated John Ruiz.

 

No I said that Margarito makes Cotto eat his ******* for desert.....***

 

You must be a bigger dumbass than popolamuerte if you believe that.

 

My friend who was not a boxing fan said "odlh will beat pacquiao because he's a heavyweight boxer".

 

1.) Boxing is fixed
2.) Boxing is a dead sport
3.) The contender guys are good fighters
4.) Boxing is just punching, theres no skill

 

He would have had to learn quickly as i imagine you used the phrase glass jaw more than any other two words combined.

 

"i thought marcinao (prounonced like that mar-sin-a-yo) was a middlewieght"?

"has anyone seen muhammad ali vs george formby" (search george formby in youtube)

"eubank had great technique, he used to release so much chi in his punches":think

"so when do they play together?" comment before hatton-mayweather


on the marciano-ali superfight thing

"erm do u all realise that its a fake fight? it never happened it is a computer generated fight, it was on some show rocky went on and they made that fight happen using computers .
But i guess everyone already knows about that for ages yeh its fake but i think everyone knows on here lol or maybe not

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we were making some fantasy fights while waiting for zaghe-nard some guys from the other side of the bar came round (it was a lock up)
the conversation went to who would win out of....

me: "who would win chris byrd - george foreman, 12 rounds"
stupid mug: "i thought george foreman had retired":think
me: "it's a fantasy fight"
stupid mug: "ok, who's chris byrd, was he the fat one who beat the black guy :think "
me: (trying to make a decent conversation) well yeah he has been pretty heavy but is usually in decent sha..."
stupid mug: "bruno would of knocked out foreman i know that for a fact"
atsch atsch
conversation ends here...continue to watch audley barely get passed a bum

 

One guy who worked with me told me that he don't watch boxing, cause it's all fixed and corrupt - he prefers to watch wrestling (WWE), at least wrestlers were real athletes...

That same guy saw a boxing match with Alejandro Berrio once, by chance, and he was so impressed then that he was convinced that Berrio was the best boxer ever... 'the other boxers are all ****, but this Berrio guy, wow, he can fight!'

 

my friend who "claims" to know about boxing told me

"floyd not even that good....he could never beat rjj"


i just told him he was an idiot

 

Enzo Calzaghe: "I could beef Joe up to 240lbs and he could win a Heavyweight title..."

Enzo Calzaghe: "Wlad is the worst Heavyweight Champ ever..."

 

Not really boxing, but some dumb girl said "Kimbo is a beast! I dont think that anyone in the world can beat Kimbo, why would they let a human fight a beast"
Man I wanted to slap her

 

The missus: "Does the ref ever hit them?"

 

my mate stoke dave " hattons gonna win this, mark my words " , right up to the point he connected with the ring post .