The Glass Jaw Denial Conspiracy Check-In Thread

As the individual who's secretly been behind the forum's Glass Jaw Denial Conspiracy (note the capital letters), I felt that it was time to step out of the shadows.

Yes, that's right. The Chincheckers haven't been blowing smoke this whole time. They haven't been making up the vast numbers of people who supposedly believe in Glass Jaws (note the capitals again).

We -- the organized cult of people who know that George Chuvalo could get sparked by Paul Malignaggi if the right punch landed -- will no longer stay in the shadows. We're here to take over.

In a matter of months, the rare ability to look up knockout losses on boxrec will disappear. People will finally understand that knockouts don't come from vulnerable jaws, but from inattention, luck, and one boxer having his shoes untied at an awkward moment. The banner of Floyd Patterson will fly from Vladivostok to Madison Square Garden.

The time has come, Glass Jaw Denial Conspirators. Reveal yourselves to our enemies.

:welcome:iamwiths::readthre::hitit:signs:arran:wtfics


^ Pictured above: Artist's rendering of a Glass Jaw Denial Conspiracy rally. Amir Khan fan third from right.







Paid for by the Totally A Real Thing Secret Glass Jaw Denial Conspiracy Political Action Committee (PAC), Bilderberg Hotel, Netherlands.

 

Considering that you believe Wlad and Povetkin literally do not know how to throw left hooks, I doubt I'll be losing much sleep over this. :yep

Was it the obvious seriousness of my post that tipped you off?

 

It's always great to watch an interview from a great fighter/trainer. Kudos. :good

Aha! The archfiend speaks.

For years, you have been lumping people who are slow to cry "Glass Jaw!" in with us. You have unjustly maligned my people -- the true Glass Jaw Deniers -- by associating them with wishy-washy folk who actually believe in Glass Jaws (just not on their favorite fighter).

Do you realize what a pain it is to run Glass Jaw Denial Conspiracy meetings when every third member sent there by the Chincheckers actually believes in Glass Jaws? Chaos. Complete chaos. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

Huh...now that you mention it... :think

Violent group, those newscasters.

 

No, they do not. Glass Jaws are the invention of American fans who wished to discredit Lennox Lewis.

"Glass Jaws" are a new idea developed by delusional modern fans. If you need more proof, consider this: you will not find any websites made before 1986 that use the words "glass jaw".