I don't know if anything like this has been done here before but it's just a bit of fun. Reply to the description of the guy above you with your guess and leave your own description of who you are (any fighter past or present). Write in first person as though you were the fighter, don't say the name. It can be funny or serious and as easy or difficult and obscure as you want it to be. I'll start off: I'm the greatest big man of my generation. I'm too slick to be touched, in fact, the hardest person I've ever been punched by is myself. I can fight orthodox or southpaw and with one hand behind my back. They should make a whole new division just for me, it's not fair on these other guys, beating Wladamir Klitschko is like taking candy from a baby.
I'm a old time heavyweight and the first boxer openly to admit liking to lick men in bars, way before Orlando Cruz and Karim Mayfield were even born. Who am I?
:good I think it was meant as some macho thing that went horribly wrong :!: What was the guy thinking?
Oh boy lol. He should have learned from Mike Tyson's infamous "Eat your ******* alive" quote. Alright, I'll go. I came from a kick boxing background yet I have horrible balance. I have damn good jabs and straights and am more of a "pure boxer" than anything else although I lack significant power. I let out a hilarious primal scream on live PPV right before my latest ring walk.