The heavyweight championship of tough clowns, eccentrics and showmen

Presenting to you an eight-man elimination tournament to crown the heavyweight championship of the world. The eight participants are all tough guys, but are also known for being funny, cocky, erratic or loudmouth. The tournament draws are thus:

* Muhammad Ali vs. Andrew Golota
* Riddick Bowe vs. Tyson Fury
* Tony Galento vs. Randall "Tex" Cobb
* Shannon Briggs vs. Max Baer

Now, what are you waiting for? Present the results and the winner of the tournament.

 

My results:

* Muhammad Ali defeats Andrew Golota by disqualification (testicle knock-out).
* Tyson Fury beats Riddick Bowe by a highly controversial split decision (robbery win).
* Tony Galento beats Tex Cobb by 11th round TKO.
* Max Baer beats Shannon Briggs by 4th round TKO. Briggs rocks Baer early, but Baer laughs, recovers and stops Briggs.

Semifinals:
* Muhammad Ali beats Jake Paul by 2nd round TKO after Fury pulls out of the tournament due to a cut above the eye.
* Tony Galento beats Max Baer by 10th round stoppage after repeatedly poking his thumb into Max's eyes and causing cuts.

Finals:
"I never hearda the bum" - Galento on Ali.
"I ain't training for this bum" - Ali on Galento.

Ali stops Galento in the 8th round. Ali becomes the champion of the world while Galento finally bathes.