The 'Jeff Thomas Bullet Train to Prizefighter' or something as equally daft

Playing the old 'shared birthday' angle. Smooth.

 

In a survey carried out at my old school, Andi Peters was voted the 'Greatest Ever Briton', beating Winston Churchill by some margin.

 

If Jeff can make a move on Paris Hilton and get in, then I'm damn well getting it on with Rosie!

 

Eddie should stick him for all the free ****ing advertising we're getting him around the world

 

I'm going after Villa players now, starting with DaTruth.

 

mikeparry8: @avidlemon Good Luck to@jeffrothechamp and #prizefighter from The Porkmeister.
Ha ha re tweet from mike parry the radio broadcaster!

 

on and basile boli isnt the real basile boli...hate to break it

 

@ProfBrianCox If you want to see the laws of physics broken in a boxing ring please RT @EddieHearn to get my friend @jeff on his nxt TV show

 

:rofl

 

Brilliant

 

I've now pestered,

Rio Ferdinand
Wayne Rooney
Michael Owen
Michael Buble
Marti Pellow
Wayne McCullough (and Michael Flatley by proxy)
Vanilla Ice
Leigh Francis (Keith Lemon)
Jedward

 

I just emailed my friend Jane Couch and asked that she have a word with Eddie. When she saw Jeff's photo she said 'He's fit as **** - shame he's gay though'

Hope that helps :good

 

haha ive done michael owen and vanilla ice as well, great minds

 

I hope all these celebs don't tune in and then Jeff gets Ko'ed in the 1st round, my twitter credibility will be gone forever.

 

How would that help? He doesn't want bummin of a transvestite does he? ;-)