*** The John McDermott Dietary and Training Advice Thread ***

Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by Beeston Brawler, Sep 11, 2009.


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  1. Beeston Brawler

    Beeston Brawler Comical Ali-egedly Full Member

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    Post your views on how John McDermott can safely make cruiserweight and revive his career after being knocked the **** out by Tyson Fury tonight......

    Week 1

    No doner meat pizzas, margerita only. Burger and chips twice a week, bacon and tomato sarnies for breakfast - not bacon and sausage.

    Two miles per day on the pavement - time < 30 mins.

    Week 2

    Oily fish twice a week, quorn burgers instead of beef, ham sarnies for lunch.

    Two miles per day, < 25 mins.

    Week 3

    Chicken and veg three times per week, chips only once.

    Three miles per day, < 30 mins - an hour in the gym each day.

    Any advance on that, guys?
     
    Beeston Brawler, Sep 11, 2009
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  2. Darni187

    Darni187 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
     
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  3. ishy

    ishy Loyal Member Full Member

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    :rofl
     
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  4. bored

    bored rent boy Full Member

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    eat less run more
     
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  5. Beeston Brawler

    Beeston Brawler Comical Ali-egedly Full Member

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    I'm sure Icemax has some good advice to offer.....

    :yep
     
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  6. TFFP

    TFFP The Eskimo

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    Its good to make fun of but in all seriousness I think it is a lot to do with body type. He's like a bigger Juan Diaz, so it is way more pronounced.
     
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  7. punchdrunkgench

    punchdrunkgench Boxing Addict Full Member

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    i think he should avoid all this bad advice on here and continue with his current eating regieme and take up sumo wrestling in time for 2012
     
    punchdrunkgench, Sep 11, 2009
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  8. stork

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    It will take years for him to slim down through diet and exersize.
    Lets just admit he needs lyposuction, a gastric band and locking in a deep underground celler/gym between fights where he's fed rations of water and fed dust with an occasional salad leaf.

    He should also be hyonotized to forget that burger king ever existed.
     
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  9. Billy-Willins

    Billy-Willins R.I.P Sir Bobby Robson Full Member

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    Apparently he eats lard as part of his training regime??
     
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  10. stork

    stork Active Member Full Member

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    He eats lard, drinks lard and has lard injected sub-contaeniously
     
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  11. Beeston Brawler

    Beeston Brawler Comical Ali-egedly Full Member

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    He and Kerry Katona must share the same lipo therapist.....

    Katona has suction, Macca has injection :yep
     
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  12. stork

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
     
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  13. GoatySimpson

    GoatySimpson Active Member Full Member

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    funny sh*t :lol:
     
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  14. slip&counter

    slip&counter Gimme some X's and O's Full Member

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    just have the opponent call him mcmuffin
     
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  15. brown bomber

    brown bomber 2010 Poster of the Year Full Member

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    He did himself proud last night
     
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