The Kalle Sauerland Smackhead Watchdog Thread

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  1. Serge

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    :lol:

    I'm going to do a video compilation of him jonesing, licking his lips and pulling all these mad faces at some point.
     
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    Do it now!
     
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  3. Serge

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    lol it'll be a while before I get it done. Firstly, YT got rid of their video editor last month so I had to find a free one to download - most of the free legal ones come bloated with malware. Fortunately I managed to find a couple of open source ones earlier that appear to be completely malware free (if you download them from their official sites that is) - Kdenlive and Openshot. I opted for the later but now I've got to watch tutorials on YT so I know how to use it. Secondly, once I've done that I've got to watch a whole bunch of his interviews to find the best bits to use. But I will try and get it done before the end of the month if I can.
     
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  4. CutThroatFade

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    It's a dull, relatively cold Autumn day in London and yep, you guessed it. KALLE IS OFF HIS TITS.

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    11:35 - this is genuinely terrifying. Kalle seems to have popped some sort of tranquilising substance to cool him down and becomes transfixed in a chilling trance before the sniff kicks in again and Kalle snaps out. Frightening stuff.

    13:05 - Eddie Hearn is bemused as Kalle bursts into a hysterical fit of laughter. Look at his toothy grin. You can tell Eddie was seriously considering calling the ambulance because Kalle has tripled the dose!

    Guys I'm still at work so haven't had time to scan the video carefully so please post up other moments.

    In the mean time, in the famous words of Alex Steedman when the Liverpool plumber was sparked by Erkan Teper:

    OH DEAR, OH DEAR
    KALLE IS OFF HIS TITS ON GEAR
     
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    Coked off his brain in this interview lol.
     
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  6. Serge

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  8. Serge

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    Kalle looks like a psycho, and Hearn is giving him a ''you look like a ****** psycho'' look lol
     
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  9. Birmingham

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    I'm surprised he can keep it together and make sense lol
     
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    Just look at the beginning of the video. Kalle gets excited because he thinks Eddie has brought 100g of sniff for him in his mug but is then crestfallen when he realises it's just tea.

    Then from 0:33 Kalle takes a deep long sniff to finish snorting the remnants of the gear he just took in the bathroom around his nostrils.
     
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  11. Cornish

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    Yeah he's fried, look at him. You don't even need to put which time frames to look at because its constant. He must of just had another bag in the khazi.
     
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  12. Serge

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  14. Birmingham

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    The man needs bookin in to the priory...Some quality pic's though. I like him, he don't take himself to serious
     
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  15. Serge

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    Yeah he comes across as a likeable chap. He knows people think he's a massive cokehead too but he doesn't care lol
     
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