The Klitschko Excuse Compendium: The A-Z of Klitschko Excuses

One day Herol will get laid and he'll forget about his Klitschko trolling.

GO HEROL YOU CAN DO IT!

Statistically, there's a wall-eyed troll drunk in a bar somewhere with no sense of smell and a bad enough eyesight to give you a ride. Don't give up yet!!!

 

woah u attempting to give ME a hard time for reasons MADE BY YOUR FRIENDS.

Should try having a go at them.

Me, I'm just contributing to a long existent thread, I've not made a new one. Thanks for self destructing once again.

Meantime try contributing to the thread at hand instead of whining about your friends mistakes and trying to blame me for what they wrote.

 

Sanders was way past prime and didn't properly train for Wlad so it was fought on an even playing field.
If any guy was prime in that fight it was Wlad.
It is simply not possible to be a green and be seasoned 40 fight world champion at the same time.

Sanders gave up his belt to avoid Brewster because he got a better offer from Vitali. Wlad never sought out any rematch , which is why he was being ordered to defend Wlads WBO belt againt Brewster.
Why would he fight bigger better Vitali but not the lesser brother who he easily polaxed in a cake walk??. Delete your account moron.

 

Are you saying he is in his prime/full peak of his powers then Mohammed?

 

DrMo reemerges. Will Shaunster be next?

 

No they are busy plotting a knife attack in Westminster..

You can tell he nearly wet his pants as Steward version of WK started to age & finally began losing. Shame it took til 40 but still, if it helps him sleep & lessens the pain..

 

Wlad vs Ross

Wlad was beaten by his own staff and handlers, not Ross.

 

"Sorry I was so good and focused that I dominated a decade. Sorry for putting Herol and Dino on suicide watch."​

-Wlad​

 

I like this one.

It's imaginative.

 

bump. heaving thread, so full.

 

Herol is trying to court Dino again.

Sounds like they had a lover's spat.

But how could Herol regain the love and affection of the local plague rat?

Flowers used to work but this time Dino just threw them to the floor, crying hysterically, scattering red rose petals across the cement screed like drops of blood from Herol's heart. Chocolates? Meh ... chances are Dino crams them into his grimy gob and tosses the note and ribbon into the trash.

But wait!

If Herol revives this lame old thread bashing the Klitschkos ... that ... THAT would do it!!!

Ah, le romance!

Soon it will be like old times again.

 

The OP has 24,042 posts with JUST TWO likes. He wins troll of the year.

 

More of a Mod type of question, can ESB readers see the amount of times someone has been booted?

 

When exactly did this forum get into the whole "like" thing? I don't remember it being there when I joined? Don't particularly care much for it, as it seems to become something certain types need to harvest as much as possible. I do remember "justin" being censored because of no bieber talk allowed, which I noticed when discussing Justine Henin on a thread in the lounge back then. That was so funny

 

There's a Like for ya Because you're cool too.