The Klitschko Excuse Compendium: The A-Z of Klitschko Excuses

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Why do you spend so much time conversing with someone you couldn't give a **** about? :think

Bit weird ain't it?

 

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Look at these two people, saying they don't care about me or the threads I start . . . . in one of my threads, writing emotively about me and the threads I start.

Honestly . . . atsch

Plenty of posters like having a laugh and some back and forth jokes on the forum, its a bit of fun and a way to pass some time. You know, like you do when you’re with your mates and you take the **** out of each other. Others, like the two over-sensitive teenage girls above take it all too personally, develop feelings of anger towards posters who joke about things they don’t like and then end up embarrassing themselves with posts like those above.

If you haven’t seen him before, Rushman is a poster who goes from thread to thread in both the lounge and the general attempting to be funny with weakest, most cringe-worthy try-hard **** you’ve read in your life, which 99% of the time doesn’t even garner a sympathy 'lol'. If you don’t believe me check it out for yourself - it’ll all be there in his post history. I don’t know what it is that leads him to open my threads and write a post to tell me how much he doesn’t care about my threads, how he doesn’t know who I am and how he’s ignoring me, but there’s certainly something causing the perpetual throbbing pain in his buttocks. But unfortunately, until we discover the root cause of his butthurt then I guess we’ll just have to put up with his boring jokes about homosexuality and not knowing the name of a poster he has dedicated his own free time to write a post about. Just let him get on with it.

As for SimplyTheBest, there’s not too much to say about him really other than the fact that he’s the archetypal klittard. He has the emotional fragility of a female schizophrenic on her period and his boxing knowledge starts and ends with the Klitschko brothers. Anything said negatively about them, whether sincerely or in jest, will be met with the kind of whiney bollocks that’s plagued the last few pages of this otherwise great thread. His world is a strange one, where it is a perfectly healthy pursuit to spend your free time posting on an internet forum about a fringe sport like boxing - but if you like to have a joke around with other posters while doing this then you’re some kind of man-child social outcast whose entire life has been a colossal waste of time. In his eyes to joke around is the lowest common denominator, and it is instead far superior to spend your time following the jokers from thread to thread objecting to their jokes and repeatedly telling them that you don’t care about them, that you still don’t care about them and that this time you really mean it and you honestly don’t care about them. At all. Seriously.