The Larry Merchant poll

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White man dont like dem blacks be movin and **** during the fight. Dodgin all dem punches negroes cant stay still. Fight like a man negroe. Dont use that affletic abilities. Let me hit you the face ******!

 

Nice one!

 

Are you black? I'm just wondering. Only really because someone mentioned here that you were white.

 

Merchant is just lucky he wasn't in the ring for this
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Boxing without Larry is like cookies without milk, but James Toney brings his own.....

"I GOT MILK BABY!"

 

We like Merchant, but he doesn't respect boxers...he only respects sluggers. The one time he didn't respect who he thought was a glorified slugger...Merchant wished that a boxer would come along and expose Mike...who he thought was overrated because of how he won. He made himself look like an a-hole right up until he could say, finally someone who wasn't scared of Mike and fought back lol... He created his own 'I told you so' scenario lol...

 

The fight game doesn't discrimminate anymore, but the fans do lol...

 

I like him in round 1 when he's still sipping his vodka and cranberry, and I love him in the championship rounds when he's pounding shots and slurring.

He's like boxings Harry Carry.

HOLY COWWWWWW!:deal

 

Merchant is a drunken fish eyed fool. i don't like him or his Rope-A-Dope hamburger chomping side-kick George Foreman either.
Larry should be a Vega greeter and Foreman should be flipping burgers. Both of them suck as boxing commentators.

 

Im both actually. Like Andre Ward but without the white daddy.

 

He's a drunk old senile who can't appreciate a technical boxing match. That said I enjoy his drunk ramblings that don't have **** to do with the question Lampley asks him more than I enjoy Lampley or Kellerman.

 

Larry Merchant is an old school boxing fan, he knows a lot of these fighters today are pussies and duckers. He's also a ****ing beast. Hopefully they cryogenically freeze Larry Merchant and make clones of him.

 

Hopefully the augment them clones with good eye balls cause Fish eyed Larry is as blind as a bat!

 

Larry Merchant was the reason I started to put the HBO fights on mute !

 

Merchant is on the same level with guys like Howard Cossell and Gil Clancy, but he does it drunk! How great could this man be with a few AA meetings????

 

Larry is the most poetic figure in boxing today.