***The Larry Merchant Quotes Express***

I JUST CRIED MY EYES OUT LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR OMG :rofl:rofl my dad came in and was like "what the **** is wrong with u" that video is so funny

 

Larry Merchant has come out with some great quotes over the years, and been the centre of some great quotes. None greater than Yoel Judah.

 

We had a GREAT interview with Merchant last night. He was very personable. He spoke about growing up in NY and watching boxing with his dad. He biggest memories involved following Ali around. We talked to him about being inducted into the HOF in June. He has a passion for Holyfield, because he "brings it". We also talked to him about the Chavez v Taylor fight.

Don't know if he's out there, but THANKS Larry!!!

 

Waiter, another Scotch please!

 

'Arreola says hes been doing some weight lifting....must have been some heavy donuts'

 

Swap the words Michael Jordan for the words Tiger Woods & you hit the nail on the head my man.

:good

 

"Is there really only one Ricky Hatton?"

That whole interview with the brass band was comedy gold. :rofl:rofl

 

After Rahman-Lewis II

"In the trial in which Rahman was forced to take this rematch, Emanuel Steward testified that you have to make it immediate because our fighter Lennox Lewis is getting older, Lennox Lewis just made him a perjuror."

Foreman's reaction makes it even better.

 

Two come to mind that may have already been covered:

He said some Cuban guy Wlad Klitschko fought was using his hands more when he paddled over to the US from Cuba than in the fight. :roflatsch

During a Zab Judah ring walk Lampley said something about Judah's platinum teeth and Merchant said "too bad they are encased in glass" :rofl

 

doesnt suprise me you liked that one!

 

Two of my favorite Merchant quotes, not necessarily funny...
Pavlik - Taylor I
"Must be a good fight, I've already got 3 spots of blood on my shirt - Pavlik's blood."

and
Hopkins - Tarver, he was talking about how each main is vein and narcissistic.
"Maybe they like the way they look, but I don't like the way they look [Merchant Pause] together."

 

On Whitaker v McGirt I:

"If this is chess, it's violent chess!"

 

Whatever it takes to clone Larry and get Roy back ringside, HBO should pay it.

 

Has to be after the Wayne McCullogh fight!

-"Sorry folks not used to using strong arm tactics!"

 

Larry's one of the best! He's given me many great laughs! :good