***The Larry Merchant Quotes Express***

"So far, this is a little like watching a congressman argue on CSPAN".

Jones - Hopkins, end of the 6th.

 

I can imagine Larry treasuring that shirt.

 

That was actually Mosley after the Mayorga fight.

That even in his old age he can still play sweet music or some **** like that.

 

"Frazier seems to be patrolling the beat in a dangerous neighborhood." :rofl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6JkHWa81yE

6:25

 

Larry is a legend!

 

"Maidana keeps ad******g his trunks. Maybe because his cajones are so big. "

 

Lampley: " Who do you like between the Eagles and Falcons Roy?"

Jones Jr.: " I don't know I got a lot of respect for Donavann McNabb, but you know...Mike Vick is like a Roy Jones of the game...you never know what he's gonna do."

Larry: " He gonna get Knocked out Roy.....":rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

"Mayorga is celebrating but I'm not sure what. Perhaps he knows that after a few more rounds he'll get back to his addictions."

 

Larry to George Foreman;
'You know George, I've been in the fight game along time'

George responds;
'Tell me again Larry, just what do you do?

 

Larry Merchant;
'Just when do you ever see a Mexican fighter start off, by going after the head.
These people go to the body first'.

George Foreman;
'I'm not so sure about that Larry, how do you know?.

Larry Merchant;
'It's because of their upbringing on the streets, when you don't eat, your stomach hurts'

George Foreman;
'Larry, how do you not know if this fighter came from an upper-class background in
Mexico, and never had those problems'.

Larry Merchant;
'I know Mexican fighters, and he looks like he came from the streets of Juarez'.

George Foreman;
'Larry, you must get alot of Christmas Cards from the Mexican people around the
holidays,,,,,,Feliz Navidad', die Yankee'

 

Larry Merchant;
'Its always been known, that the British Heavyweights can't take a punch'
I believe its because they eat soft food when their young and do not strengthen
the lower jaw muscles'

George Foreman;
'Larry, did you read that in the Boston Medical Journal, or MAD Magazine'

 

Larry Merchant;
'George have you ever had the desire to fight in Japan'

George Foreman:
'You know, I could have stayed Champion forever if I just stayed their and fought
little small guys'

Larry Merchant;
'You mean Orientals don't you George'

George Foreman;
'Yea, them too'

 

~nvm it's Lampley~

 

He said that in round 5 of Hopkins-Tarver.
3 seconds later Hopkins smacks him with a right and drops him