***The Larry Merchant Quotes Express***

More Larry;


'This fight has more fake swings and misses in it than the Sonny Corleone versus Carlo
fight in 'The Godfather'.

'Jim, he needs Vince Lombardi in his corner, screaming 'Whats going on out there'

'This kid trains in the mountains, all by himself, eating bark and berries, and drinking ice cold water from the stream, as well as talking to the animals'. 'He scares me'

 

George is certainly witty...

"The referee is the most important man in the ring other than the two fighters."

 

*Breath...........................................*

What a beautiful intake of air that was.

 

Larry Merchant;
'George, did you ever want to fight in Europe, say Germany'

George Foreman;
'Yes,,,,,,,in World War II'

 

LOL @ These quotes

 

More George outwitting Larry,

Larry Merchant;
'I don't claim to know everything about boxing'

George Foreman;
'Ain't that the truth'

 

Foreman is that you? ...Come on now, he's come out with some good stuff...but he ain't half the commentator Larry was...and that's why he got dumped. The dude was awful.

 

:rofl:rofl

 

Larry Merchant to George Foreman;

Larry Merchant;
'George did you ever feel bad about knocking another guy out'

George Foreman;
'Yes, this one guy in Houston'

Larry Merchant;
'What happened'

George Foreman;
'It was my second pro fight, Fred Askew, and he brought his whole family to the fight'

Larry Merchant;
'To cheer him on against you'

George Foreman;
'No, his mother was mad at him for wrecking her car, and she asked me to punch him right in the mouth'

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl hilarious

 

Why is Haye raising his hand? Is he just happy that this mess is over with?

 

Those Foreman quotes can't be real. They're class.

 

"I don't REALLY think I could have kicked his ass 50 years ago...but I would've tried!"