***The Larry Merchant Quotes Express***

On Andrew Lewis- Six heads, one chin.

On PBF crying after he beat Baldomir-Maybe he bored himself to tears.

 

I love when the fight is boring and he says something like: Wake me up when something happens

 

''i love you derreck jefferson''

''where are you joe louis a lonely nation turns to you''

''he fights as naturally as a fish swims'' and sometimes the fish is a shark''

 

After the Lewis/Vitali fight, Lennox said something like "I ate Vitali for lunch, bring on his brother I will eat him too. Merchant said "That was a hard meal to digest Lennox, I dont think you will have room for dinner.

 

Zab Judah, if I recall correctly

(d'oh, apparently not -- it was Michael Grant).

 

Who is that in the avatar? :hey

 

"This fight figures to be crunk"

 

Hopkins/Taylor

"One time, Hopkins was a lion who chased down his prey. Now, he's a lion who waits in the weeds for his prey to come to him"

It's not funny but it's just true.

 

great idea for the thread. merchant is very funny

 

During the first rounds of Jones-Hopkins, something along the lines of: It's a good thing it's such a cold night, otherwise i would've fallen asleep.


During Wlad-Barret he also had one of his weird ".. and he is also one of the most beautiful men in boxing" comments.

 

"Arturo Gatti's best punch is the left cheek to the right glove"

 

that **** he said after the juan diaz vs julio diaz was pretty funny, something about yogi bear.

 

I never seen Larry that pissed before, he threw that punch pretty quick for a old man.

 

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Good one:good :thumbsup

 

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