The life of Amir Khan

Ohhh

I thought it was the green from his bank balance......

 

He has an addiction to white hookers. His arranged marriage wife, who is also his cousin, is not impressed but she accepts it for the lifestyle he brings.

His wife dares not leave, because she will end up chopped up in plastic bags in the forest, with the foxes nibbling away on her rotting remains. In other words, just like your traditional muslim marriage there is no such thing as a divorce.

He is clearly social media addicted, and extremely egotistical and deluded. I bet he pours over every article and story written about him, and is on his smart phone every second he is not in training.

 

His marriage is not arranged and she is definately not his cousin. Where do you idiots get this stuff from?

He is from a rural background in P@kistan and he is a Sunni Muslim.

She is from a very wealthy elitist Shia Muslim family who are based in the city.

Marriages like this VERY rarely happen within these communities.

 

Not that youd know, but hooking up with beautiful women and seeing six zeros on an atm would be a pretty cool life.

 

You'll be a good addition to the forum, son.

It's not every day we hear from someone who has such intimate knowledge of the boxers' genitalia.

This is an aspect of the sport that hasn't been widely discussed on here...

At least not before you signed on.

 

Everyone seen the Khan sex vid, which turned out to be between him and his hand.

Brook-Spence was unavoidable because you had Brook packing a big chocolate ice cream snake while Spence was seen packing a Jolly Rancher.

 

tbf, a day in the life of amir khan just wouldnt be complete without a bout of hand-to-gland combat on skype with some attention seeking gold digger who then sells the video, followed by a lengthy discussion with your wife regarding your abhorrent behaviour done live on morning television, watched by millions.

 

What's shocking with Khan is despite him being knocked out what feels like 20 times he STILL wants to get in the ring and get knocked out some more. He must have some masochistic traits.