***The Official Chinchecker March Glass Jaw Rankings***

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by MetalMandible, Mar 8, 2012.


  1. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    Very solid list. Glass Jaws exist in Boxing and we will discuss them on ESB. I would love to see someone try and debate the ChinCheckers on the validity of this list. Every single fighter on there has exhibited a Glass Jaw live on TV be it HBO, Showtime, ESPN, Sky, etc.

    This might be the most solid list I have ever seen put together. Top to bottom it is littered with Boxers that have Fragile Glass Jaws.

    I can't wait to see which of these jokes get Chinned next. My bet is either Khan, Kirkland, or Roy Jones. :good
     
  2. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    We won't get anyone seriously challenging us on this, the first reply was from a delusional Brit who hated seeing Khan and his other countrymen here but he decided not to press the issue because of statistical facts proving that almost all Britons have China Chins.

    I also think that we should continue doing the rankings this way because it is completely nonbiased. Every Chinchecker has his say and the points system makes sure that the worst Chins will rise to the top every time. As for the next guy to get his Glass Shattered, I will go with Roy. I think he will manage to talk himself into a fight with someone who can halfway crack and we all know that he can be felled with the wind of a guy's punches. He has no Chin. None.:lol::lol::rofl:rofl
     
  3. Leonit

    Leonit Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I was always wondering which is the correct grammar of this fine expression
     
  4. Uncle Roger

    Uncle Roger Boxing Addict banned

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    You cant back your claims up. You dont know **** about boxing:deal:deal:deal:patsch:lol:
     
  5. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Then why don't you try and challenge the accuracy of this list? Then, we'll see who doesn't know **** about Boxing.
     
  6. Leonit

    Leonit Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Could you explained me why a guy that has been KOed only once by a monster punch he didn't see in Williams is in this list. He took good shots from Margo and Martinez in the first fight and was rarely badly wobbled in his career. For Ortiz he is not iron chinned but come on he has better chin than lets say Wlad.
     
  7. knockout artist

    knockout artist Boxing Addict banned

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    Solid list!

    I'm surprised the likes of Jermain Taylor;

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IvomOSbjM[/ame]


    Hasim Rahman;

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQeqquW1ugo[/ame]




    Were not even given honourable mentions?
     
  8. Uncle Roger

    Uncle Roger Boxing Addict banned

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    I have more vCash than all you fools put together:lol::lol:

    It is clear that you cannot challenge my superior knowledge:deal:bart
     
  9. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Williams was completely obliterated by one punch from a blown-up WW with a 50% KO rate. He was also wobbled by feather fisted Ishida. He does not have a Chin. Ortiz's Chin is also garbage. Money May is completely feather fisted at 147 and he flattened him with a two-piece. Ortiz is one of the biggest jokes in Boxing today.

    Taylor and Rahman are most definitely Glass Jawed Frauds but with the sheer number of China Chinned Chumps in Boxing today they have flown under the radar lately. Both are rife to be KOed at any moment, however, so there is a great chance that both will claw their way back into these rankings soon.

    You do not prove anything by making vCash bets because many of the Chincheckers such as myself do not bother with it and find that it is completely inane. Why don't you prove your outstanding Boxing intellect by engaging any of us in a debate on what you feel we are remiss in mentioning? Oh, that's right, because you're a moronic, spotty-faced child with a gimmick based around Unca Raja and a single quote that he and his nephew use and no actual understanding of Boxing.
     
  10. Great list MM. Really did your homework on this one.

    It's always good to see Chin Talk on these boards. Glass Jaws exist in Boxing. It's irrefutable.
     
  11. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Well, it wasn't just me, it was all of us that made this fine list. The scores that you all sent me were tallied up via my Glass Jaw poll system and the cream of the China Chinned Chump crop rose to the top. I believe that every month's rankings should continue in this manner rather than us posting separate lists because this has made quite possibly the most comprehensive list of Glass Jawed Frauds in the history of ESB.:happy:good:happy
     
  12. Uncle Roger

    Uncle Roger Boxing Addict banned

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    Some people work, and don't have time to type out essays in order to argue with idiots:lol:


    your terrible vCash total is proof of your stupidity.:yep:deal
     
  13. Leonit

    Leonit Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Martinez fought at WW like 10 years ago. He has developed into a puncher in order to avoid robberies. He KOed Cintron with one shot and hurt Pavlik who has solid chin and was a huge MW. Ishida never troubled Williams I hope you have watched the fight. Floyd has grown up into the division he was able to hurt Moseley his power is ok. And KO ratio means as much as compu box - ****
     
  14. I agree. People tell me that when the ChinCheckers started out, it was just a small enterprise consisting of Zakman and Rico Spadafora.

    Now it is an established global brand which even has it's own movie franchise. :deal

    These lists solidify the truism that Glass Jaws do exist, and it's our public duty as ChinCheckers to educate the ignorant, and school minions using the currency that is ice cold irrefutable scientific fact.

    I can't wait to see some Glass crack in the boxing ring throughout 2012.
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  15. canucks9314

    canucks9314 Iron Chinned ATG Warrior Full Member

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