***The Official ChinCheckers May Glass Jaw Rankings***

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  1. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    OK folks, it is past time for an update on the Top 10 biggest Glass Jawed Disgraces in Boxing today. These official rankings were compiled via a poll from a distinguished list of ESB luminaries such as Zakman, Rico Spadafora, GlassJawsExist, canucks9314, forreal, knockout artist, No Fear, and king khan. Without further ado, here is the definitive roster of the absolute worst Chins that Boxing has to offer at the moment.

    01. James Kirkland - 75 pts
    02. Roy Jones Jr. - 67 pts
    03. Amir Khan - 55 pts
    04. Lucian Bute - 45 pts
    05. Enzo Maccarinelli - 31 pts
    06. Jason Litzau - 28 pts
    07. Allan Green - 27 pts
    08. Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison - 26 pts
    09. Victor Ortiz - 20 pts
    10. Zab "Super Glass" Judah - 17 pts

    Fighters also receiving votes: Deandre Latimore (15), Glass Jaw JuanMa Lopez (13), Vernon Paris (13), Wladimir Klitschko (12), Jermain Taylor (12), Jorge Linares (9), Odlanier Solis (9), Tyson Fury (5), Travis Walker (5), Alexander Dimitrenko (4), Tye Fields (3), Hank Lundy (3), Anthony Mundine (2), Ismayl Sillakh (1), Paul Smith (1).
     
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  2. Beeston Brawler

    Beeston Brawler Comical Ali-egedly Full Member

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    :finger
     
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  3. Auracle21

    Auracle21 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    put metal mandible on ignore. He is a waste of life and quite the keyboard warrior.
     
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  4. Arranmcl

    Arranmcl Arran Full Member

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    I agree with your list but I'd have Fury, Taylor and Lopez MUCH higher.
     
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  5. No Fear

    No Fear Well-Known Member Full Member

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    :clap::clap::clap:

    The definitive list of Glass Jaws in the Sport of Boxing :deal.

    It's irrefutable.
     
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  6. knockout artist

    knockout artist Boxing Addict banned

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    Excellent list MM! Which fighters do you think are in danger of getting their suspect chins shattered in the near future? How will Bradley's hold up against Pacquiao?
     
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  7. Mr. Minmon

    Mr. Minmon Member Full Member

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    Bute, Enzo, Harrison and Judah should all be above Khan. This list is lacking.
     
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  8. Arranmcl

    Arranmcl Arran Full Member

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    Allan green!
     
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  9. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    Great list.. Perfect.. All these are china chinned frauds.. It is irrefutable..
     
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  10. GlassJawsExist

    GlassJawsExist Guest

    Good list MM. There can be no cause for complaint as it's an aggregate of all the ChinCheckers' lists. It's essentially a fool-proof method.
     
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  11. LancsTerrible

    LancsTerrible Different Forms of Game. Full Member

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    Glass jaws exist. Deal with it.
     
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  12. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    Complete water tight unbiased list.. Thanks to MM for collecting and calculating the scores.
     
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  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    I don't select the fighters for this prestigious list, I merely submit my own Top 10, collect all the other ChinChecker's lists, and add the points together. On my list I had Glass Jaw JuanMa much higher but the panel has spoken and he didn't make the cut this time. I expect the future will bring a MUCH higher ranking however.

    Bradley is going to get viciously KOed. He had no Chin at 140 and he's facing a guy with really good pop a division higher. Gamboa and Rigondeaux are two guys on my Glass Jaw Prospect Watch but they are still fighting B-level and lower fighters, so no Shattered Glass on that horizon yet. I think Chambers will probably crack Adamek's China Chin, Kostecki is going to brutally KO Roid on yet another continent leaving only South America and Antarctica for him to complete his Shattered Glass World Tour, Danny Garcia has a strong chance of savagely KOing Khan, and Kirkland is a shoe-in to get splattered yet again if he does end up signing to fight Canelo.
     
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  14. dbatch

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    How is odlanier solis in there?
     
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  15. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Did you not see Vitali Shatter his Cuban Glass? Solis, like most Cuban fighters, has no Chin. None.
     
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