***The Official ChinCheckers May Glass Jaw Rankings***

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by MetalMandible, Jun 3, 2012.


  1. dbatch

    dbatch Member Full Member

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    he twisted his knee you blind ****!
     
  2. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    He twisted it while he was falling from having his Glass Jaw shattered violently. His Chin is Pure Cuban Glass. I would suggest you leave the Chin Checking to the experts, kiddo.
     
  3. dbatch

    dbatch Member Full Member

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    solis was on his way to giving vitali a beating till he twisted his knee, vitali just happened to head him on the side of the head at the same time
     
  4. Concrete

    Concrete Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I don't see how Khan has a rating of 55 pts.
     
  5. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::rofl:rofl:rofl:patsch

    You gleaned this information from less than a round worth of fighting? A round in which Solis got clipped with a grazing blow that put him on ***** Street and led to the end of the fight? If he didn't have a Glass Jaw he wouldn't have fallen and if he wasn't a fat **** and actually bothered to stay in shape he wouldn't have had the knee joint of a 90 year-old woman. Solis is a joke. A Glass Jawed Joke.

    :deal:hi:
     
  6. thawk888

    thawk888 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Poster king_khan is a mook. Therefore, your list is invalidated...
     
  7. dbatch

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  8. thawk888

    thawk888 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I don't mind MetalMandible. He's actually funny sometimes. Don't take it so seriously. That is, unless he really pisses you off.
     
  9. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    It works like this;

    01. 10 points
    02. 9 points
    03. 8 points
    04. 7 points
    05. 6 points
    06. 5 points
    07. 4 points
    08. 3 points
    09. 2 points
    10. 1 point

    The Chincheckers send me their lists, I assign the points to the fighters they've selected, add them up, and there you go. The vast majority of ChinCheckers had Khan high up on their lists and he got 55 points. It is not rocket science.
     
  10. janeschicken

    janeschicken hard work! deadicayshin! Full Member

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    Enzo is deserving of the Emeritus Glass Jaw award. He should be placed permanently at the top of any list.
     
  11. godlikerich

    godlikerich Active Member Full Member

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    Lol as this chinchecker glass jaw stuff. The effort that goes into it is truly remarkable.
     
  12. Arranmcl

    Arranmcl Arran Full Member

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    I see, his chin is ****ing awful, I look forward to seeing him raise in the ranks in the future.

    A perfect, unbiased way of rating chins. Congratulations.
     
  13. Arranmcl

    Arranmcl Arran Full Member

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    Umm, what? You let that Amir Khan chin defending nut hugger rank chins?
     
  14. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    I had a feeling that he was a Khan nuthugger and in denial over the absolute atrocious quality of his Chin, but he was supportive of the ChinCheckers' efforts and submitted a quality list, albeit with the glaringly obvious exception of Khan. I will keep an eye on him, however, because we cannot have delusional nuthuggers allowing their biases to cloud the lens of accurate analysis of punch resistance in Boxing. It would taint the good name that the ChinCheckers have built for themselves as the premier Boxing analysts on ESB.
     
  15. Cafe

    Cafe Sitzpinkler Full Member

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    It always cracks me up how offended people get by these posts.