***The Official Dustin "Nickel A Dozen"/"The Worm" Nichols Super-Size Thread***

Baconmaker, the worm and Headvetkin would've been trash in the 70's.

 

One thing he wouldn't do is wear stupidly short boxing trunks. Fact.

 

Blizz just hates Dustin Nichols because he is so big and white.

Blizz went out with his girl the one night to look at the moon, and it was all lovey dovey until it moved and they realised the moon was Dustin hunting for midnight snacks at Burger King.

Yeah, Blizz didn't get any that night, the mood was killed.

 

But OK, seriously, Dustin in the 60's / 70's would have changed world history.

He would have gotten drafted and sent to Nam.

The Cong would have been all "OMFG! We better surrender now before they send more like him and the weight tips our country into the sea!"

Then he would have gone back and whooped Ali.

Because, legends.

 

He would win the title from Patterson in 56 and hold it until Tyson takes it off him in 88.

 

this....

 

But that's only because he'd be in his 50's.

Prime Nichols, with a proper buffet camp, I say is unstoppable!

Especially downhill.

 

too fat too furious

 

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If the ref didn't unfairly stop the bout in Wilder's favor, I had Nichols winning that 1st round 10-8 with the knockdown of Wilder via the check-jab.

 

Nichols needs a rematch

 

Nichols liked the way Washington wobbled Wilder by a jab.

 

not really

he needs a triple whopper

 

Haha that's the first time I've actually watced this. What the **** is that guy doing in a boxing ring

 

wilder promised to buy him 5 doublé cheeseburgers from wendys