***The Official Dustin "Nickel A Dozen"/"The Worm" Nichols Super-Size Thread***

Agreed


and

 

Nichols still young for heavyweight.

When he get's out of prison he'd only be lower 40s i imagine.

On prison food, he'd have to gain his fighting strength with an 8 week training camp at Golden Corral

 

In his 40's and Morbidly Obese it would double qualify him for a Mandatory Heavyweight Title Shot!

 

How about...

Ruiz vs Nichols

at a Canelo style Catch-Weight of a Slim & Trim 300 pounds...

Who takes this Battle of the BLOB's?

 

Ruiz is just a Nichols impersonator / tribute act.

 

Worm doing the Worm:

https://giphy.com/gifs/worm-BNvqbQRUywcuI

 

Can't anyone see this is the most popular boxing thread on all of the internet?

 

it's because he looks like your typical Joe Six Pack WalMart Shopper and people lined up at the All You Can Eat Buffet Restaurants!

 

Who would pay to watch:

PPV Eating Competition

Ruiz vs Nichols

Round 1: Krispy Kreme Donuts
Round 2: Pizza Pies
Round 3: HotDogs
Round 4: Bean Burritos
Round 5: Deep Fried Twinkies

Emergency Paramedics will be on standby with ambulance ready just in case!

the winner gets to challenge 50 year old Butterbean for the Lineal Eating Championship Title!!

 

WORM

 

Does Worm need to buy two plane tickets for two seats when he travels?

Is two seats enough for him?

 

his fighting weight is 450 pounds but he easily tops 500 pounds when not in hard training, sparring and cardio cross country sprinting... So a minimum of 3 Airline Seats is needed to comfortably host his rump! Since they stopped in flight meals and he can't survive on peanuts and soda he's allowed to bring his own Picnic Basket on flights!

 

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Here's Tunde Ajayi and Spencer Fearon trying to eat Krispy Kreme Donuts, looks like they need help from Nicols and Ruiz for Round 1 practice lol

 

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These guys don't need help!!