***The Official Dustin "Nickel A Dozen"/"The Worm" Nichols Super-Size Thread***

The French guy who will fight Wilder should walk in with Dustin Nichols! That would shake Wilder and get under his skin.

 

Dustin Nichols rocked and put WBC champion Wilder to canvas via jab LMAO. He deserves more credit.

 

Dammit, I do love this thread Imagine if Nihols had KO'd him

 

Prime Dustin Nichols that is....( 341 lbs )
who wins ....:think

 

My pick is WK on points ( WK gets floored in the opening round but recovers )

 

Dustin "The worm" Nichols

400 lbs of 100% pure saturated fat

Put Wilder down with a stiff jab (it looked more like a fat salami raised from Nichol's surface and collided with Wilder's face)

And i can only imagine the first row of people's TERROR seeing that giant bubble tangled in the ropes above them, and the ropes on the verge of SNAPPING

 

If Dustin finally stops taking bribes, he takes this. Although a prime Dustin may be hovering around the 350 pounds, for this fight, I suspect he would gain weight to prevent Wlad from octo*****ing him. As Wlad fails to properly get a hold of Nichols, Dustin drops and almost kills Wlad with an uppercut.

 

But then the ring walk would take half an hour

 

I want a Dustin Worm Nichols T-Shirt, that man could make a small fortune off merchandise

 

Being Dustin Nichols

 

LOL at Wilder doing the Ali Shuffle and the SRL Bolo punch.

 

Wilder's chin is THAT poor. Indeed, I think it will ultimately be exposed as one of the most fragile EVER among rated HWs.:yep

 

If Dustin manages to get Wlad into a corner and leans on him, the fight could end fairly quickly ...

In actuality, Klitschko would be too embarrassed to share a ring with him.

 

If Nichols can come in below 400 lbs then this might be a tough matchup for Wlad.